Most freak injury that has occured to you?

[Basil Fawlty]

Playing footy on top of a hill in someone back garden, i was about 7 or 8 and i kicked the ball over the fence, and then tripped over and rolled down and hit my head against a brick BBQ what was cooking burgers and sausages.

Another bad incident was when i cracked my head against the flower pot when i was about 4, i can remember doing it but i didn't cry or anything afterwards.

And another bad incident was when i was playing footy in my kitchen and i did a Ravanelli shirt over my head celebration, and went face first into the back windows.

And another weird incident was when i came off the bench for Hassocks with about twenty minutes to go, and somehow i had a pain in my upper thigh, and i went down to the ground in pain, and my manager had to carry me off very strange.

 

[maffew]

I dropped a brick on my toe a few years back, didnt break it though.

that would be cool breaking a brick with your toe

 

[pasty]

I also fell onto a train about 3½ years ago

LOL. One of my old mans favourite silly stories was when he got out of the wrong side of a train and fell onto the tracks in a black out during the war.

 

[Scotty Mac]

however, today really did take the biscuit. lunchtime at college, cricket on the field and i am wicket keeper. somehow, i managed to fall down a hill by twisting my ankle. i heard a crack as well, but nothing appears to be broken although i am still in considerable pain. the fact that i did a lara croft style roll down the hill as well made it all the more amazing

turns out it is some ligament problem - but i get crutches and all the advantages that goes with them

 

[Basil Fawlty]

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turns out it is some ligament problem - but i get crutches and all the advantages that goes with them

I take it you aint playing tonight then?

 

[Scotty Mac]

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I take it you aint playing tonight then?

yeah, im playin up front on my own

what a stupid question

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

I've played football all through my life since the age of about 5 in Youth leagues and now mens and in that time I have torn my hamstring, torn the ligament in my ankle and suffered a broken nose! some would say not bad for 12 years. The worst one was probably the hamstring which kept me out for months and keeps on recurring, I probably could've played for Brighton if it werent for that injury!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

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yeah, im playin up front on my own

what a stupid question

 

[Basil Fawlty]

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yeah, im playin up front on my own

what a stupid question

I'm playing tonight hopefully on the left wing. Are we using the kit?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Coming out of the Goldstone 20 odd years ago, I was jogging down the Old Shoreham road with my head down (must've lost) and went smack straight into a lamp post.

Of course the North Stand faithful picked me up and asked if I was OK.









Did they f*** - they just fell about pissing themselves laughing

I was only about 12

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Broke me toe on that rope ladder game at Thorpe Park last year.

Also got hypothermia as when I worked at Iceland, went into an industrial freezer after ive washed my hair.

 

[maffew]

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I'm playing tonight hopefully on the left wing. Are we using the kit?

Kev, hes on crutches I think he might have been being sarcastic

 

[Scotty Mac]

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Kev, hes on crutches I think he might have been being sarcastic

that boy never did get sarcasm

 

[mr turd]

Badly sparanged my ankle in koz last july,was only on the island 1hr 30mins,thats was a real fucker of a freak

 

[Biscuit]

Banjo string anyone? Or is that too NSP?

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Remember that FA Cup game against Orient at their place - the one where we were put in their main seated stand instead of the usual terrace behind the goal? At the final whistle, my mate - an aspiring young hoolie - decided to join a few others in destroying the lovely plastic seats. He managed to put his foot straight through one of them; he would have found this impressive and boasted accordingly, if it wasn't for the 2 inches of plastic stuck in his calf. Took the paramedics/st.johns quite a while to extricate him. I don't condone such wanton destruction by the way...or defeats to Orient.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Someone chucked a Ferrero Rocher at me at a party once.

It hit me flush on the eye, causing bleeding inside the eyeball. My eye turned dark red, and I realised I couldn't see anything out of it. Fortunately I was too pissed to realise how painful it really was at the time.

I spent the night at the Princess Royal and then the Sussex Eye Hospital, being told that I had to lie flat on my back for a week, without moving, or I could permanently lose the sight in that eye.

Luckily the Ambassador's choice of confectionary was still in the wrapper when it hit me, or the razor-sharp edges of the chocolate covered hazelnuts could really have done some damage.



I win this category by a street, surely?

"Monsieur, with zese Rocher you are truly spoiling us"

 

[Jam The Man]

My mate's dad was drilling a hole in the wall with his dressing gown on, and the drill caught hold of some material and he wound up drilling into his own chopper... had to be released by the plug being pulled out! Doesn't bear thinking too much about..

 

[Stevie Boy]

My mate's dad was drilling a hole in the wall with his dressing gown on, and the drill caught hold of some material and he wound up drilling into his own chopper... had to be released by the plug being pulled out! Doesn't bear thinking too much about..

Brings tears to my eyes

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

My dad got a wayward firework slam straight into his bum while lighting the bonfire when I was a kid. Knocked him into the bonfire and he swore that one of us kids had kicked him - I'd never seen him so angry.