Most embarrasing thing you have ever done whilst a footie match?

[Parson Henry]

Fallen over?

Stood in the wrong end?

Dropped a pie on the bloke in front of you?

Sang out of key all on your own?

Loss of memory so that you cannot recount (for UB)?

 

[Uncle Buck]

If I could remember I would tell you....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I went to see Brighton Rushden and disappeared down the tunnel in the U block just after we had scored. Didn't realise it had been disallowed. I wondered why Barry Hunter pointed one finger at the Rushden fans. Walking home, said to my Dad. Not a great game but at least we scraped a one nil. oops

 

[Da Man Clay]

I think singing out of key on my own.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I followed through and shit myself

 

[Northstander]

Hull this season...pissed out me box

Start to sing the first part of wardy wonderland....get to the chorus and sing total wrong tune to it!!


Marvellous scenes!

 

[Scarface]

Bought a burger at Withdean which had loads of flour on the top of the bun. Went to dust it off so it go all over me when I ate it only to just knock it out of my hand! Instead of leaving it to fall and then picking it up to see if it was still edible (the three second rule) I volleyed it in frustration. I watched in horror as it smacked into a rather large blokes leg who wheeled around and said 'Who the f*** was that!'. Cue mates pissing themselves and me walking off pretty quickly!

 

[The Auditor]

Asked why the players were going off...it was half time but I was so pissed I thought they had only been playing about 15 minutes

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have one. Southend on a Tuesday night a few seasons ago. We went drinking from opening time. Somehow got in the ground, I remember Watson putting us 1-0 up. Then fell asleep, mates woke me up at the end of the game, I did not know until I got home that we had last 2-1 with Jones scoring in the last minute.

Also Hull this season.......

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Fallen over?

Stood in the wrong end?

Dropped a pie on the bloke in front of you?

Sang out of key all on your own?

Loss of memory so that you cannot recount (for UB)?

All of them

 

[bhafc4eva]

Shrewsbury away last game of the season. Drinking since 7am, half time comes around and dying for a piss. Went up to the toilets but a long queue so pissed up against the back wall only for Dick Knight to turn around and say to Perry, "What is that strange man doing?".

Needless to say the lads couldnt stop laughing and got a cheer once i had shaked off.

 

[Parson Henry]

Brentford away in the cup about 1983?

I was so drunk I was certain that Graham Gooch was playing in goal for them and mercilessly harangued him until warned by a steward.

 

[looney]

Cocked up the spelling on the...

"Give us a B......."
Yes I was leading it.

 

[tricky]

Spilt hot tomato soup onto the head of the person sitting below me - very annoying as we're both season ticket holders and I think he still holds a grudge against me!
It was an accident......

Also went on a bit of a binge before a game, and walking up to D block, saw one of my fellow drinkers being escorted out with a big cut on his head.
I couldn't beleive my mate had been hit by the police and thrown out. It actually turned out that he had ran so fast up the steps to the stand, he had slipped over and fallen down quite a few rows of seats. I hadn't realised that it was the st johns ambulance people carrying him off and of the police.
That was a very messy day.

 

[Braders]

Fallen over?


Sang out of key all on your own?

both of thse , many a time...

 

[Easy 10]

Bought a burger at Withdean which had loads of flour on the top of the bun. Went to dust it off so it go all over me when I ate it only to just knock it out of my hand! Instead of leaving it to fall and then picking it up to see if it was still edible (the three second rule) I volleyed it in frustration. I watched in horror as it smacked into a rather large blokes leg who wheeled around and said 'Who the f*** was that!'. Cue mates pissing themselves and me walking off pretty quickly!

That is an absolute BEAUT
Cracking story

 

[Simster]

Cocked up the spelling on the...

"Give us a B......."
Yes I was leading it.

I find that hard to believe.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Cheered a Huddersfield goal AGAINST us - because I needed contact lenses and arrived at the Macalpine late. Couldn't believe how many we'd taken up there...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Can't compete with any of the others, but getting cramp whilst watching England versus Sweden was particularly embarassing - not only did it last 10 minutes, but i kicked an old granny whilst trying to get rid of it!

 

[Northstander]

Cheered a Huddersfield goal AGAINST us - because I needed contact lenses and arrived at the Macalpine late. Couldn't believe how many we'd taken up there...