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Most embarrasing thing you have ever done whilst a footie match?
- Thread starter Parson Henry
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I had a mate with me at Barnsley away a few years ago (first game of the season) who knew less than f*** all about football. Gary Nelson put us one nil up at the far end and after the celebrations died down someone asked him who scored. 'I think it was Brighton' he replied helpfully.
Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
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Simon Morgan
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not a great one but last season, i looked a bit of a twat when hammond equalised in the last minute against west ham and i was madly cheering when everyone else was finished and looking at me. i didn't care at the time
1974 in the northstand as a gobby 14 year old (with my voice just starting to break and prone to going squeeky).......carried on with a song just as everyone else had finished. all the 'faces' just started pointing and singing "back to school on monday". scarred me for life
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Man of Harveys said:Cheered a Huddersfield goal AGAINST us - because I needed contact lenses and arrived at the Macalpine late. Couldn't believe how many we'd taken up there...
Winner.
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1066gull
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I have several last weekend.
Everytime I tried to join in with the chants, everyone around me had appeared to stop.
Everytime I tried to join in with the chants, everyone around me had appeared to stop.
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Yes i remember that well..............The Northstander said:Hull this season...pissed out me box
Start to sing the first part of wardy wonderland....get to the chorus and sing total wrong tune to it!!
Marvellous scenes!
got off to a good start then
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
I think it was the Crewe game this season, in a drunken stuper, i started the oooooooooooooooooooooooooh You're SHIT,aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh at a goal kick and wondered why i was the only one doing it..............
Henderson had just taken a goalkick for us............
Alcohol..........it's great for giving others a laugh.......
Henderson had just taken a goalkick for us............
Alcohol..........it's great for giving others a laugh.......
Northstander
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I was standing on the East Terrace at the Goldstone next to my Dad in 67 when we were playing Chelsea in the FA Cup. We were surging towards the goal and my Dad stepped forward to crane his neck to see (he was only 5'8") but I hadn't spotted that.
Fans were mixed in those pre-hooligan days so when the Albion equalised I flung my arms around my Dad and kissed him
except it wasn't my Dad but a Chelsea fan
As I was 18 at the time he looked reasonably pleased and just laughed.
Fans were mixed in those pre-hooligan days so when the Albion equalised I flung my arms around my Dad and kissed him
except it wasn't my Dad but a Chelsea fan
As I was 18 at the time he looked reasonably pleased and just laughed.
I was behind the goal at Priestfield and the ball came flying into the crowd right at me. Rather than picking it up and throwing it back I attempted a left-foot volley which flew off the side of my foot into the face of the geezer standing next to me - much to the amusement of the people around me.
I felt about two feet tall.
I felt about two feet tall.
Cheeky Monkey
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In a packed and silent North Stand at the Goldstone shouted out "Come on Denny!" thinking he was the Albion player on the ball in front of the North Stand before the horror dawned that he was actually out of sight right up the other end of the pitch.
bakesy said:I think it was the Crewe game this season, in a drunken stuper, i started the oooooooooooooooooooooooooh You're SHIT,aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh at a goal kick and wondered why i was the only one doing it..............
Henderson had just taken a goalkick for us............
Alcohol..........it's great for giving others a laugh.......
And didn't I laugh (once I had elbowed you to tell you what you were doing
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Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Yorkie said:And didn't I laugh (once I had elbowed you to tell you what you were doing
I probably have done a load more that i'm unaware of, Yorkie will know..........in fact she could probably write a book
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
I like to keep H block entertained.........Yorkie said:
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simon swagbag
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Boxing day at home to Pompey at the Goldstone.
Although I was a North Stand regular today we had my dad, grandad & brother along so it was South stand seats, where I hadn't been since the age of 7.
We could hear the songs from the North Stand so I thought I'd try getting things going down our end with a full-throttle, no holding back
"GIVE US A BEEE-EEE....."
...to complete & utter, pin-drop, tumbleweed silence.
In a hushed tone my brother muttered "You idiot."
Although I was a North Stand regular today we had my dad, grandad & brother along so it was South stand seats, where I hadn't been since the age of 7.
We could hear the songs from the North Stand so I thought I'd try getting things going down our end with a full-throttle, no holding back
"GIVE US A BEEE-EEE....."
...to complete & utter, pin-drop, tumbleweed silence.
In a hushed tone my brother muttered "You idiot."