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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
What I never understood is how JIMMY can sound like a hitman from the Gorbals

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Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Simeon is a name of long piss takes more like.

Lee carries Gravitas with it. You don't mess with a Lee. They've done BIRD. They've got tats. Lee is Alpha Male.
 






the wanderbus

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Dec 7, 2004
2,981
pogle's wood
Absolutely right, and whatsmore, I used to live in the Meadows. :yahoo: :yahoo:

I actually saw people throwing nappies onto the streets in that place. Lovely.

sounds like forest rise
 




















Simian
The simians (infraorder Simiiformes) are the "higher primates" familiar to most people: the monkeys and the apes, including humans. Simians tend to be larger than the "lower primates" or prosimians.
Classification and evolution
The simians are split into three groups. The New World monkeys in Platyrrhini parvorder split from the simian line about 40 million years ago (mya), leaving the Catarrhini parvorder occupying the Old World. This group split about 25 mya between the Old World monkeys and the apes. Earlier classifications split the primates into two large groups: the "Prosimii" (strepsirrhines and tarsiers) and the simians in "Anthropoidea"(an'thro-poy'de-a)(Gr. anthropos, man).
 


When I lived in Bermondsey (Rotherhithe, actually), I was called TED. I then moved to South Wales and changed my name to EDWARD. In Brighton, I became ED. Now I'm living in the Sussex countryside, I have become LORD BRACKNELL.

Class shows through, eventually.
 






Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
When I lived in Bermondsey (Rotherhithe, actually), I was called TED. I then moved to South Wales and changed my name to EDWARD. In Brighton, I became ED. Now I'm living in the Sussex countryside, I have become LORD BRACKNELL.

Class shows through, eventually.


TED sounds like an old dodderer - the kind who spends his time in his slippers making models of the Queen Mary out of matchsticks. EDWARD sounds like a lounge lizard, forever jetting off dirty weekends in a convertible. ED sounds like a waiter in a fast-food joint "My name's Ed, I'm here to take your order this evening"

I'd stick to Lord Bracknell if I were you
 










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