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[Dick Knights Mumm]

What's wrong with Simeon? One of the 12 tribes of Israel innit - it's got to a better option than Zebulun or Naphtali

Hmmmm. I don't know.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

"i'd of dropped out of school" , with grammar like that i think you probably did.

sorry, have.....what a retard

 

[Buzzer]

Now had I been called LEE i'd of dropped out of school when I was 14 and always had a faint aroma of stale piss about me

If I had been called SIMEON it would have been 'QUALLA' !

And if you'd spent a little less time bothering God and a bit longer studying you'd know that it's 'would HAVE' and not 'would of'.

You Joey.

 

[Gwylan]

So at what point did you become a Jim. Was it a decison you made ? What about Jimmy or Jimbo ?

Or Jamie or Jem?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I think CLAY is actually a very cool name. I would like to be called CLAY. I think I would open my own private detective agency, buy a trench coat and hat and strike up a 60 fags a day habit if I was called CLAY. If I was called SIMEON I think I would open a hairdressers.

Can I just say that is my nomination for Post of the Week.

 

[Man of Harveys]

So at what point did you become a Jim. Was it a decison you made ? What about Jimmy or Jimbo ?

NSC's own DREAMBOAT has always been JIMOTHY to me.

 

[Lokki 7]

If I were called LEE I think I would work in the sales department of a mid sized office staionary supplier based in Horsham. I would cover the south east (ex-London) and regularly drive my mid blue Renault Laguna to visit clients as far away as Tonbridge and Deal. I would wear a tie but take it off whilst driving. I would lunch at Wetherspoons every Thursday.

 

[Simster]

its a shit name , the same as clay,doesnt matter if you share the name with someone famous , the very fact that a grown man, a father of two so you tell me, uses words like "qualla" marks you out as a cock of the highest order.

SIMEON is the coolest name in town. And I can only assume you dislike "qualla" because you heard an ETHNIC using it?

I think CLAY is actually a very cool name. I would like to be called CLAY. I think I would open my own private detective agency, buy a trench coat and hat and strike up a 60 fags a day habit if I was called CLAY. If I was called SIMEON I think I would open a hairdressers.

NSC Fact: Lokki 7's name is James. He only called himself JIM because he thought it made him sound cooler, but he got pissed off because, no matter how many times JAMES let them beat him up, the school bullies carried on calling him a complete SPASTIC.

If I was called JIM I'd be a butcher. Good solid name needs a good solid job.

If my mother had named me CLAY then I would have become a boxer. It's got lots of potentials for CLAYmaker or feet of CLAY, earthy fighter.... that sort of thing.

If my mother had called me SIMEON I'd have chinned the bitch.

Let's be absolutely clear here. Your mother called you LEE, so f*** knows what you did to her! I'm presuming you robbed her of her pension, and spent it on some chav tat clothing and a massive stereo system for the boot of your Vauxhall Nova?

Now had I been called LEE i'd of dropped out of school when I was 14 and always had a faint aroma of stale piss about me

If I had been called SIMEON it would have been 'QUALLA' !

Your first ever half decent post PHILLIP. Well done.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

And if you'd spent a little less time bothering God and a bit longer studying you'd know that it's 'would HAVE' and not 'would of'.

You Joey.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult

PROVERBS 12:16

 

[Buzzer]

What's wrong with Simeon? One of the 12 tribes of Israel innit - it's got to a better option than Zebulun or Naphtali

Yeah but so's Gaylord or Elton. It's the kind of name a trendy middle class guardian reader from Redhill would have. The kind that's never known suffering, soiled nappies, Happy Shopper cola.

Where I grew up on the badlands of Tarring in Worthing a name like that would have resulted in a knee capping or drive by shooting.

 

[Trufflehound]

If I was called JIM I'd be a butcher. Good solid name needs a good solid job.

If my mother had named me CLAY then I would have become a boxer. It's got lots of potentials for CLAYmaker or feet of CLAY, earthy fighter.... that sort of thing.

If my mother had called me SIMEON I'd have chinned the bitch.

Now had I been called LEE i'd of dropped out of school when I was 14 and always had a faint aroma of stale piss about me

If I had been called SIMEON it would have been 'QUALLA' !

If I had a HAMMER, I'd hammer in the morning.

If the WORLD should stop revolving, spinning slowly down to die.








Actually it's just occurred to me what a RUBBISH lyric that last one is. If the World stopped revolving it wouldn't be ruddy well spinning would it...?

 

[Simster]

NSC's own DREAMBOAT has always been JIMOTHY to me.

Me too.

 

[Simster]

Yeah but so's Gaylord or Elton. It's the kind of name a trendy middle class guardian reader from Redhill would have. The kind that's never known suffering, soiled nappies, Happy Shopper cola.

Where I grew up on the badlands of Tarring in Worthing a name like that would have resulted in a knee capping or drive by shooting.

Redhill is not middle class. It's rough, and common. QUENTIN Cook is the exception that proves the rule.

LEE is the most popular name in Redhill, apparently,

 

[Buzzer]

If I were called LEE I think I would work in the sales department of a mid sized office staionary supplier based in Horsham. I would cover the south east (ex-London) and regularly drive my mid blue Renault Laguna to visit clients as far away as Tonbridge and Deal. I would wear a tie but take it off whilst driving. I would lunch at Wetherspoons every Thursday.

Says the bloke with a surname that an Albanian would be proud of.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Where I grew up on the badlands of Tarring in Worthing a name like that would have resulted in a knee capping or drive by shooting.

Yea - it was like that in Rottingdean. After that - Harlesden was a picnic.

 

[Lokki 7]

So at what point did you become a Jim. Was it a decison you made ? What about Jimmy or Jimbo ?

I feel like a JIM. My mum calls me JIM. I don't feel like a JAMES and definitely not a JIMOTHY.

 

[Trufflehound]

What I never understood is how JIMMY can sound like a hitman from the Gorbals, and yet TIMMY sounds like a girl.

 

[Buzzer]

"I feel like a Jim"

that's tickled me that has.

"what's for tea mum?"

"fish fingers"

"awww. I feel like a Jim, tonight"

 

[Gwylan]

Yeah but so's Gaylord or Elton. It's the kind of name a trendy middle class guardian reader from Redhill would have. The kind that's never known suffering, soiled nappies, Happy Shopper cola.

Where I grew up on the badlands of Tarring in Worthing a name like that would have resulted in a knee capping or drive by shooting.

Gaylord or Elton aren't two of the 12 tribes though. I was saying that SIMEON is a name of long pedigree

When I grew up in Moulsecoomb every third kid seemed to called LEE - normally the ones that had a smell of prison about them

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Says the bloke with a surname that an Albanian would be proud of.

are Albanians naturally proud of their surnames then ?