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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
er, it doesnt, i said i know balham, where does poverty come into it ? in fact , what the f*** exactly are you on about? you complete and utter bore.
Calm down CLAY. :lolol:

I'm just enjoying you telling everyone exactly where the rough estates are, in the same way as you like to tell everyone what the British people think outside of our fluffy pink worlds etc. i.e. you come across as if you believe you are the only person on the board who knows the British working classes!
 




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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
I don't. That's precisely the point I was making.
well you mentioned peckham and bermondsey as being rough, last time i looked they were in south london, you mentioned that walking around some places made you nervous or is only rough places north of the river that make you nervous ?
 


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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
Calm down CLAY. :lolol:

I'm just enjoying you telling everyone exactly where the rough estates are, in the same way as you like to tell everyone what the British people think outside of our fluffy pink worlds etc. i.e. you come across as if you believe you are the only person on the board who knows the British working classes!
okay , SIMEON :laugh: if you want to enter into a ridiculous name competition then we are definitely neck and neck.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
SIMEON Williamson is a qualla sprint runner and SIMEON Jackson is Gillingham's latest hattrick HERO. There are also some fit birds called SIMONE, which is quite similar. Probably.

No famous CLAY's on hand though. And with good reason, it's a COMEDY name.
 


Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,226
South East North Lancing
Address of BN3 8DE?

Goldstone Ground
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,878
Brighton, UK
No famous CLAY's on hand though.

Unless you want to roll with surnames...
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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
SIMEON Williamson is a qualla sprint runner and SIMEON Jackson is Gillingham's latest hattrick HERO. There are also some fit birds called SIMONE, which is quite similar. Probably.

No famous CLAY's on hand though. And with good reason, it's a COMEDY name.
its a shit name , the same as clay,doesnt matter if you share the name with someone famous , the very fact that a grown man, a father of two so you tell me, uses words like "qualla" marks you out as a cock of the highest order.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
well you mentioned peckham and bermondsey as being rough, last time i looked they were in south london, you mentioned that walking around some places made you nervous or is only rough places north of the river that make you nervous ?

The only time that I've been really jumpy in London is walking through Harlesden - it was like somewhere from eastern Europe. So yeah, it's only places north of the river (apart from coming out from Upton Park after we've just played West Ham that is :lol:)

I think that Peckham and Bermsondsey have some dodgy parts but I don't feel physically scared there (I used to live next to Peckham and my in-laws live in Bermondsey, so they're all right).

As I said, there are parts of the UK like Croxteth in Liverpool or The Gurnos that are like walking through a 3rd World country. They make the roughest parts of London look like Withdean.
 




I think CLAY is actually a very cool name. I would like to be called CLAY. I think I would open my own private detective agency, buy a trench coat and hat and strike up a 60 fags a day habit if I was called CLAY. If I was called SIMEON I think I would open a hairdressers.
 


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May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
The only time that I've been really jumpy in London is walking through Harlesden - it was like somewhere from eastern Europe. So yeah, it's only places north of the river (apart from coming out from Upton Park after we've just played West Ham that is :lol:)

I think that Peckham and Bermsondsey have some dodgy parts but I don't feel physically scared there (I used to live next to Peckham and my in-laws live in Bermondsey, so they're all right).

As I said, there are parts of the UK like Croxteth in Liverpool or The Gurnos that are like walking through a 3rd World country. They make the roughest parts of London look like Withdean.
ive got mates who live in the dingle in liverpool, they drove me through toxteth , and i have NEVER seen anywhere that LOOKS as rough , i suspect it is rough too, croxteth? what about stionebridge or north peckham estate , or dare i say it , francis chichester in battersea ,
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
If I was called JIM I'd be a butcher. Good solid name needs a good solid job.

If my mother had named me CLAY then I would have become a boxer. It's got lots of potentials for CLAYmaker or feet of CLAY, earthy fighter.... that sort of thing.

If my mother had called me SIMEON I'd have chinned the bitch.
 




Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
ive got mates who live in the dingle in liverpool, they drove me through toxteth , and i have NEVER seen anywhere that LOOKS as rough , i suspect it is rough too, croxteth? what about stionebridge or north peckham estate , or dare i say it , francis chichester in battersea ,

Stonebridge is the place I was thinking of in Harlesden. I got lost in it once and have never seen anywhere so intimidating. Croxteth is several times worse than Toxteth - I was there with a scouse mate who grew up there but wouldn't want to be there on my own.

Certainly wouldn't be burgled - no-one's got anything there.
 


Completely off topic but what the f***, it's Friday. I called my dentist yesterday and the dippy receptionist asked for my name which I duly gave her as JIM. She couldn't find me on the system, which was strange because I had an appointment. She had an appointment for JAMES listed with my surname. Yes I said, that's me, to which she replied, "Oh. You have two names?"
 


Rusthall Seagull

New member
Jul 16, 2003
2,119
Tunbridge wells
If I was called JIM I'd be a butcher. Good solid name needs a good solid job.

If my mother had named me CLAY then I would have become a boxer. It's got lots of potentials for CLAYmaker or feet of CLAY, earthy fighter.... that sort of thing.

If my mother had called me SIMEON I'd have chinned the bitch.

Now had I been called LEE i'd of dropped out of school when I was 14 and always had a faint aroma of stale piss about me

If I had been called SIMEON it would have been 'QUALLA' !
 




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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
Stonebridge is the place I was thinking of in Harlesden. I got lost in it once and have never seen anywhere so intimidating. Croxteth is several times worse than Toxteth - I was there with a scouse mate who grew up there but wouldn't want to be there on my own.

Certainly wouldn't be burgled - no-one's got anything there.
what was it about stonebridge that reminded you of eastern europe ? it certainly aint the inhabitants :wink:
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
If I was called JIM I'd be a butcher. Good solid name needs a good solid job.

If my mother had named me CLAY then I would have become a boxer. It's got lots of potentials for CLAYmaker or feet of CLAY, earthy fighter.... that sort of thing.

If my mother had called me SIMEON I'd have chinned the bitch.

What's wrong with Simeon? One of the 12 tribes of Israel innit - it's got to a better option than Zebulun or Naphtali
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Stonebridge is the place I was thinking of in Harlesden. I got lost in it once and have never seen anywhere so intimidating.

I lived in Harlesden for a few years in the early 80's. It is definitely Stonebridge Park you are talking about. Fortunately we never had reason to go there. Harlesden in those days was a fairly settled community that felt reasonably safe.
 


Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,830
Uffern
Completely off topic but what the f***, it's Friday. I called my dentist yesterday and the dippy receptionist asked for my name which I duly gave her as JIM. She couldn't find me on the system, which was strange because I had an appointment. She had an appointment for JAMES listed with my surname. Yes I said, that's me, to which she replied, "Oh. You have two names?"

:laugh::laugh:

Marvellous

Perhaps she though you were a C&W singer Jim-James...
 




Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
Completely off topic but what the f***, it's Friday. I called my dentist yesterday and the dippy receptionist asked for my name which I duly gave her as JIM. She couldn't find me on the system, which was strange because I had an appointment. She had an appointment for JAMES listed with my surname. Yes I said, that's me, to which she replied, "Oh. You have two names?"

So at what point did you become a Jim. Was it a decison you made ? What about Jimmy or Jimbo ?
 




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