[Humour] Misinterpreted Text Messages

[thejackal]

It's a bit like the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

 

[thejackal]

My better half puts 3 or 4 kisses on the end of every text and sometimes a "c" creeps in by mistake.

I've had variations on See you later cxxx a few times, which I've obviously tried not to take the wrong way.

 

[Si Gull]

This just appeared on our football WhatsApp group. Assuming it should have been 'paper copy'

 

[Sirnormangall]

Context is everything. And punctuation.

Yes, punctuation. What a difference a comma can make: “woman without her man is nothing”.

 

[Bodian]

Yes, punctuation. What a difference a comma can make: “woman without her man is nothing”.

You should try reading Enclosure Awards or some old legislation. They went pages sometimes without any punctuation. Mainly (I reckon anyway) to give lawyers something to debate and argue about later on.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Friend of mine received a message from a well known, attractive young actress with whom he had a business relationship, inviting him for a curry, and sex afterwards. He never found out what she meant by it, but certainly the second part wasn't on the menu!

 

[Midget]

Context is everything. And punctuation.

Indeed.

There's a maypole dancer!
Theresa May, pole dancer

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

Indeed.

There's a maypole dancer!
Theresa May, pole dancer

That’s a horrific image!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Indeed.

There's a maypole dancer!
Theresa May, pole dancer

I remember something from a few years ago about Susan Boyle:
“Susan Album Party“ coming out as “Su’s anal bum party”

 

[Midget]

I remember something from a few years ago about Susan Boyle:
“Susan Album Party“ coming out as “Su’s anal bum party”

That was dodgy website names I think. On mock the week or something maybe?

Seem to remember a stationery company went with penisland.com...

Edit: looks like they owned it...View attachment 172757

 

[Midget]

Update: it's a joke site. But the original was real