[Misc] Mildly embarrassing

[Easy 10]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

Sounds like you're all just going through the motions

 

[hart's shirt]

There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

Don't get over-emulsional.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

You’ll have to sell up and move, your life is over now in that area but you can’t start afresh somewhere else where nobody knows you and your past.

 

[Madafwo]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

If it does come up I'm sure you can just gloss over it.

 

[Chicken Run]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

A ridiculous thread unless you can provide pictures of course!


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled.There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

Unexpected start time? That's not on. You should keep a log. Or hold talks to clear the air

 

[Titanic]

A thread about having the decorators in, and embarrassment about what the neighbours think. How very Mumsnet

 

[marcos3263]

A Downstairs Loo AND having hired help- someone's doing very well for themselves

 

[Whitley Bayster]

Change your username to East Stench

 

[schmunk]

You should keep a log.

He couldn't, he was desparate.

 

[beorhthelm]

A Downstairs Loo AND having hired help- someone's doing very well for themselves

clearly a look at me thread.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I recommend Frebreze air freshener spray. It masks the very worst of aromas within seconds.

 

[zeemeeuw]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

I got to the bit about his wife being outside your bedroom door and I thought the story was going to take a 'Fireman Dan' turn, so I'm a bit disappointed now.

 

[Questions]

It’s worse when you are working in someone’s house and they pop out for an hour or so to get something and you run desperately to the bog for a long overdue crap.
Then......... the front door opens and they return within a few minutes run op the stairs and try and enter the bathroom.

“Oh sorry *** but I need my car keys and they are on the vanity unit in there.”
Oh sweet Jesus and that was last week. That opening of the door just wide enough to get a bunch of keys through was awful.

 

[Skaville]

Had a similar issue last week. I was laying a cable in our badly ventilated en suite. The door went, so I quickly nipped it and ran down to answer the door. It was a glazer who had come round unappointed to give a quote to replace a cracked pane of glass in, you’ve guessed it, the poorly ventilated en-suite. I swear the air in their was green when I showed him in to take a look...

 

[Taybha]

Great , another shit thread .

 

[Super Steve Earle]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

Did he need a stool to reach the top of the frame?

 

[Hampster Gull]

Come the revolution

 

[Eeyore]

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

That was a splendid read. Wonderment abounds at what the giggling was coming this front room.

Edit: Read it again and still giggling. It's the new Biggus Dickus sketch for me.