Meeting people online

[Bhafcman]

I did once, turns out she was a chiropodist. After a few glasses of mo-wett she, a bit tiddly invited me back to her flat and offered me a pedicure. She sat me on the reclinable sofa told me to remove the necessary attire as she went off to fetch her oils or summink.

On her return I was sitting there with my slong/cock/John Thomas out '' that's not a foot'' she shrieked. '' ''It's near enough'' says I, ''so crack on with it luv''

 

[GT49er]

No, f*** that. Prefer to meet them in person first.

I think you'll find that even if you do first meet them on-line, you have to meet them in person before you f*ck them (wanking over a photo on your computer doesn't count as having a relationship!)

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I've been using the net since around 92/93 and i've yet to meet anyone off it.

It's been interesting though to follow the progress of it though through all the different phases.

It started off mainly tech geeks and sports fans.

I have to say the worst thing that ever happened to the net was single, middle aged mothers discovered it.

Ruined the fun chaos that used to exist before the old slags arrived

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

A proper relationship.... boyfriend-girlfriend type thing.

You're not letting him get away with that are you, Frutos?

 

[Frutos]

You're not letting him get away with that are you, Frutos?

I really couldn't care less about stuff like that.

 

[bhaexpress]

Erm .... Yes, married one actually, didn't last ! Mind you have had some very interesting experiences. Current Lady is a Colombian national who has lived here for many years, both kids born here and have been to Uni. She's a Political refugee/asylum seeker and has dual nationality now. Also, wait for it ... a BNP voter !

 

[Trufflehound]

Current Lady is a Colombian national ... a BNP voter !

I thought that in Colombia, 'BNP' stands for Bolivian Nose Powder.

 

[bhaexpress]

I thought that in Colombia, 'BNP' stands for Bolivian Nose Powder.

Could be Actually met a load of her mates from Bolivia the other day, they've also been here for years and were giving it large about immigrants (or so I gathered, most of them don't speak a word of English).

 

[Simster]

Could be Actually met a load of her mates from Bolivia the other day, they've also been here for years and were giving it large about immigrants (or so I gathered, most of them don't speak a word of English).

Since you've been on NSC, you've dated an American woman (and you were going to marry her until US immigration decided not to let you in), you've dated a Phillipino woman which meant you lived in Manilla for ages, and now you're dating a Columbian with Bolivian roots who lives in this country and seemingly votes BNP.

There are 20 million women in THIS country. Have you considered that they might be a bit more suitable for you? Afterall, I presume you're only looking for ONE.

 

[DerbyGull]

Yup

 

[DerbyGull]

It appears that online dating has grown considerably and lost its stigma.

 

[chesneyhawkes]

I met my wife on the internet, we will have been married for five years in january. I know a few other couples that have met on the internet too. I think it has lost its stigma as well, i used to lie to people about how we met but as i say now its fairly common.

 

[Seagullible]

yep and going very well. and for those who don't believe you can find a real gem on-line we went to Littlehampton for a day out a few weeks ago, got in the car to come home and turned the radio on which tuned to the commentry of Brighton V Hartlepool just as Forster equalised. I said she could put music on but she insisted I listened to the rest of the commentry and didn't mind me interupting our conversation when I wanted to hear goalmouth action.

 

[Scarface]

Yep, been going 7+ months now.

 

[CHAPPERS]

yep and going very well. and for those who don't believe you can find a real gem on-line we went to Littlehampton for a day out a few weeks ago, got in the car to come home and turned the radio on which tuned to the commentry of Brighton V Hartlepool just as Forster equalised. I said she could put music on but she insisted I listened to the rest of the commentry and didn't mind me interupting our conversation when I wanted to hear goalmouth action.

Yeah but did YOU get any goalmouth action later on?

huh huh

 

[Curious Orange]

I think it has lost its stigma as well, i used to lie to people about how we met but as i say now its fairly common.

I always tell people that I found my girlfriend in a skip (well she was technically a homeless person at the time! ). We've been going out for a year and are very happy.

I think the key to internet dating is to not have any high expectations of it - it really doesn't matter if you meet a lot of people that you don't click with as long as you have fun.

 

[Timbo]

yep and going very well. and for those who don't believe you can find a real gem on-line we went to Littlehampton for a day out a few weeks ago, got in the car to come home and turned the radio on which tuned to the commentry of Brighton V Hartlepool just as Forster equalised. I said she could put music on but she insisted I listened to the rest of the commentry and didn't mind me interupting our conversation when I wanted to hear goalmouth action.

Give it another few weeks and you can kiss all that sort of stuff goodbye.

 

[Brovion]

Give it another few weeks and you can kiss all that sort of stuff goodbye.

Yeah. Six months' time and you'll be bickering in the car park at Ikea like the rest of us.

 

[Napper]

Not done it as never had a problem getting women and am indeed settled now.

Nothing wrong ith it I guess, its good for alot of blokes / women that are lacking in social skills or perhaps arn't great looking

 

[bhaexpress]

Since you've been on NSC, you've dated an American woman (and you were going to marry her until US immigration decided not to let you in), you've dated a Phillipino woman which meant you lived in Manilla for ages, and now you're dating a Columbian with Bolivian roots who lives in this country and seemingly votes BNP.

There are 20 million women in THIS country. Have you considered that they might be a bit more suitable for you? Afterall, I presume you're only looking for ONE.

Get it right ! I was engaged to one American (in Oklahoma). I married the one from Georgia but she took all my money so I divorced her. The Filipina was in Abu Dhabi although I went to The Philippines with her. The Colombian is just a phase and not serious but I am improving my Spanish. However, I am spending most of December in Canada so I might give that a go.

Oh, I was engaged to one English girl and married to another for ten years, boy were they dull though ! This way I get to see a bit of the World !

Incidentally I did go out with a Turk (half my age) and a Brazilian. I forgot the millionaire's daughter in New Jersey I was engaged to but that was a long time ago. Before you ask she was a complete nutter, a saga in itself !