Meeting people online

[Taybha]

no

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I have, it was okay!

Avoid the ones with myspaz shots though as they are secret fatties.

 

[vegster]

That must have been a tough date.

Sure was.. she said she had been attacked with a hammer, raped and left for dead down an alley. Said that doctors and police etc told her they almost had a murder to solve.

I managed to withhold the throwaway line, " I suppose a shag's out of the question then ? "

but, don't be put off, there are lots of nice people out there too !

 

[DJ NOBO]

There are plenty of nice, normal women on the net these days. If you're single, it's definitely worth doing for a few months

 

[coventrygull]

There are plenty of nice, normal women on the net these days. If you're single, it's definitely worth doing for a few months

What is a normal woman

 

[FLOG GNAW]

What is a normal woman

Women who don't lick the inside of your nose.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Normal as in not desperate/psycho/full of issues/ugly

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Normal as in not desperate/psycho/full of issues/ugly

No one over 30 then. Case closed.

 

[coventrygull]

No one over 30 then. Case closed.

 

[coventrygull]

Normal as in not desperate/psycho/full of issues/ugly

To be honest I think that it is very hard to find a woman who isn't one of those. With the exception of the Mrs of course.

 

[Safeway]

No one over 30 then. Case closed.

So true. Single women over the age of 30 are the WORST.

(But VERY easy to shag.)

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I did once, turns out she was a chiropodist. After a few glasses of mo-wett she, a bit tiddly invited me back to her flat and offered me a pedicure. She sat me on the reclinable sofa told me to remove the necessary attire as she went off to fetch her oils or summink.

On her return I was sitting there with my slong/cock/John Thomas out '' that's not a foot'' she shrieked. '' ''It's near enough'' says I, ''so crack on with it luv''

 

[vegster]

I did once, turns out she was a chiropodist. After a few glasses of mo-wett she, a bit tiddly invited me back to her flat and offered me a pedicure. She sat me on the reclinable sofa told me to remove the necessary attire as she went off to fetch her oils or summink.

On her return I was sitting there with my slong/cock/John Thomas out '' that's not a foot'' she shrieked. '' ''It's near enough'' says I, ''so crack on with it luv''

I hope she gave it a good going over with the Pumice Stone ?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I hope she gave it a good going over with the Pumice Stone ?

ooh saucey!

 

[Wilko]

No one over 30 then. Case closed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I did once, turns out she was a chiropodist. After a few glasses of mo-wett she, a bit tiddly invited me back to her flat and offered me a pedicure. She sat me on the reclinable sofa told me to remove the necessary attire as she went off to fetch her oils or summink.

On her return I was sitting there with my slong/cock/John Thomas out '' that's not a foot'' she shrieked. '' ''It's near enough'' says I, ''so crack on with it luv''

Not bad Tim . not bad at all ( for you ).

8.3

 

[northampton_seagull]

Ive tried a few sites. As it was suggested I should try it.
Meet some nice women, but then when you start chatting off the website thy anouce they have 6 kids at the age of 22. Or just out of long term relationships, or are too desperate.

But there is one girl from facebook. Hopefully will meet her soon. But thought Id see what you wise people think

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There's the reputable sites like Direct Dating which is good value at £ 40 for 3 months and if you can't get a bite within that time just give up or the shagging sites with local filthy whores.

 

[Safeway]

Do people really use Facebook for dating? I thought the idea was to add people you already know?

 

[northampton_seagull]

Do people really use Facebook for dating? I thought the idea was to add people you already know?

I dont really use it for dating. It was just a random thing