Because you realise you're a bit mad a no one gets your comparisons?
You seem like a decent chap but unfortunately you really do get the wrong end of the stick a lot of the time. Furthermore you either really don’t understand when things are explained to you or you are unwilling to admit your mistakes. What then ensues are pages long exchanges where people try and explain things to you, you multiquote and divert endlessly until you have utterly lost the original point and I really am not going to go down that road.
I don’t mean to cause any offence by this but have you ever been tested for Aspergers or Autism? You seem simultaneously fixated on minor points that are disconnected from the discussion and unable to focus on the main points of a conversation. Such as your paedophile joke , you made a connection in your head with Priests that had not been mentioned so that when you made the paedophile priest joke it was hard to understand as you had not communicated the link you had made to priests. I really don’t mean that as an insult but your posts do display some signs of these conditions.
Anyway, like I say I’m not debating it any further.