[Politics] Matt Hancock is a hands-on kind of man.

[Swansman]

Scum of the earth. The journalists that is.

As for him, kind of proves how hilarious society is if he needs to resign because of this rather than because of the corruption.

 

[nicko31]

Another distraction, another day...

 

[franks brother]

It’s like we’re being governed by a posh version of The Inbetweeners.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

This still makes me laugh, on a woman commenting on Nicholas Soames's sexuall prowess:

"making love to him was like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out"

Or Acuri’s version of sex with Johnson,
"We read sonnets to each other, then he rolled onto me like a binbag full of custard, gasping like an asthmatic octogenarian, as he reached his climax & i wondered if he'd got it in yet."

Matt Hancock always struck me as creepy.

 

[keaton]

He does take a lot of flak that otherwise might be aimed at the whole Government though. Useful idiot ?

I think it's fairly obvious Hancock is only still in a job as he'sv going to be taking all the blame for anything the government might have to accept responsibility for

 

[Dick Swiveller]

It’s like we’re being governed by a posh version of The Inbetweeners.

That would make Rishi Briefcase W*****

 

[A1X]

Forget the moral part of the story Hancock was clearly in breach of the Covid Regulations and therefore should be subject to a police investigation and should make a statement to the House on why he believes he is above the law and then either resign or Johnson should sack him.

IMHO this is the story. I don't give a shit who he's poking with his pork sword, that's a matter for him and his wife. But this activity was actually banned at the time, and loads of people didn't do what he is doing because of rules HE signed us up to.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Or Acuri’s version of sex with Johnson,
"We read sonnets to each other, then he rolled onto me like a binbag full of custard, gasping like an asthmatic octogenarian, as he reached his climax & i wondered if he'd got it in yet."

Matt Hancock always struck me as creepy.

That's funny

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I AM still at Wembley. Thought I'd stick around to cheer on Joachim and the lads in the penalty shoot-out

 

[LamieRobertson]

IMHO this is the story. I don't give a shit who he's poking with his pork sword, that's a matter for him and his wife. But this activity was actually banned at the time, and loads of people didn't do what he is doing because of rules HE signed us up to.

Exactly

 

[Pevenseagull]

As for him, kind of proves how hilarious society is if he needs to resign because of this rather than because of the corruption.

...and that's why he'll stay.

 

[Albion Dan]

Surely this is the end of this rat of a human being. It’s not the cheating, it’s the cheating whilst enforcing everyone else to stay 2m apart from each other and all the other misery we’ve endured.

 

[Quinney]

Surely he’ll have to resign, especially if as the picture appears to show he has broken lockdown regulations (taken two weeks before hugging was allowed).


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[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Matt Handjob showing us the 'correct procedure' for appointing staff.

 

[dazzer6666]

IMHO this is the story. I don't give a shit who he's poking with his pork sword, that's a matter for him and his wife. But this activity was actually banned at the time, and loads of people didn't do what he is doing because of rules HE signed us up to.

Correct.....someone in high office having a bit of extras with a member of staff is hardly unusual even if it's morally questionable. Something he'll have to deal with but not something to be fired over - breaking the Covid rules in his position is the gross (in every sense of the word) misconduct here - on TV almost daily imploring people to maintain distancing, work from home etc meanwhile having a quick knee-trembler on the antique mahogany desks of parliament. ***t.

 

[McTavish]

Scum of the earth. The journalists that is.

As for him, kind of proves how hilarious society is if he needs to resign because of this rather than because of the corruption.

This is part of the corruption. The woman involved was given a job with seemingly no process in Hancock's department and I doubt the nature of their relationship was declared.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Tweet of the day.

Women snogging Matt Hancock? Definitive proof that Covid makes you lose your sense of taste … #matthanock

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Spare a thought for the poor sod - admittedly he looks like a hipster dickhead - that has woken up to find his Mrs is having an affair with Matt Hancock.

That would take a long time to get over. It's like Dunk to Palace.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Spare a thought for the poor sod - admittedly he looks like a hipster dickhead - that has woken up to find his Mrs is having an affair with Matt Hancock.

That would take a long time to get over. It's like Dunk to Palace.

On a serious note six children involved …not much fun for them

 

[zefarelly]

Not sure who looks happier here

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He looks pleased with himself doesn't he. I wonder if there's a kind of mile high club for No10 visitors. No doubt there's a downstairs cloakroom just right for it.