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[Politics] Matt Hancock is a hands-on kind of man.









Eeyore

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Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman
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Jul 16, 2003
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Surely this is the end of this rat of a human being. It’s not the cheating, it’s the cheating whilst enforcing everyone else to stay 2m apart from each other and all the other misery we’ve endured.

As we have seen since day one, its completely different rules for them.
 


May 5, 2020
1,525
Sussex
The Sunday times were spot on about hancock,coladangelo and Luther Pendragon last year.
Although the cronyism was based on Hancock's"friendship"with the Luther Pendragon borad member it now appears they are a bit more intimate than that.
Parliament now needs to urgently investigate how much input Luther Pendragon has influenced government policy during this pandemic,because "we can be sure,as eggs is eggs"that Hancock would have ensured Luther Pendragon have been key government advisors during this pandemic and would have been working for the interests of their clients rather than the interests of the British people.
 




Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
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Nothing like a bit of scandal to distract people from the REAL news...
 


Baker lite

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Mar 16, 2017
6,309
in my house
Surprise surprise...the people telling us what to do...then go and do the opposite. I’m surprised old *****ock found the time.
The burning question from the photo is... did he sniff is finger after?


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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,189
Faversham
Hand on the arse is peak Hancock.

Like Trump, I'll miss him if he goes.

I have referred to him as Handoncock on NSC for some time. I must have picked up on something subliminal.

To do that, there, means he's somewhat out of control. A chancer and, clearly, clearly a dissembler. His 'lack of recollection' of what happened between him and Dom C reflects selective judgement more than selective memory I expect.

Still, I'm sure he'll be able to reassure his wife that there's nothing to see here.

Given the importance of his job, the need for continuity etc., (assuming he's competent, which allegedly he isn't) this is on a stupidity par up there with Gareth Southgate being photoed tonguing Minger in the corridors of St George's Park (there must be some explanation for the blundering defender's inclusion in England Euroexit squad).

Willy stay or willy go, I wonder? ???
 




A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex


Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011
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Come on though. We all saw it was coming. Who could resist these advances?

 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,189
Faversham
On a serious note six children involved …not much fun for them

At least in this case these adults presuably know how many children are involved. The same can't be said in the case of his boss, apparently :shrug:

Still, would you fancy a trip to Disneyland or a football match with your dad if he were slimey and shifty like Handoncock? "Your OK, dad; I'm going round my mate's house".
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Iggle Piggle

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Sep 3, 2010
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I have referred to him as Handoncock on NSC for some time. I must have picked up on something subliminal.

To do that, there, means he's somewhat out of control. A chancer and, clearly, clearly a dissembler. His 'lack of recollection' of what happened between him and Dom C reflects selective judgement more than selective memory I expect.

Still, I'm sure he'll be able to reassure his wife that there's nothing to see here.

Given the importance of his job, the need for continuity etc., (assuming he's competent, which allegedly he isn't) this is on a stupidity par up there with Gareth Southgate being photoed tonguing Minger in the corridors of St George's Park (there must be some explanation for the blundering defender's inclusion in England Euroexit squad).

Willy stay or willy go, I wonder? ???

This is obviously comedy but is probably closer to a documentary of events this morning at Tory HQ. There's no way he will go. You only get sacked for being disloyal.

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lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
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Jun 11, 2011
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Shirley screwing the NHS, and screwing the country should be enough for one man?

Matt Hancock for Love Island?
 




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