This still makes me laugh, on a woman commenting on Nicholas Soames's sexuall prowess:
"making love to him was like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out"
He does take a lot of flak that otherwise might be aimed at the whole Government though. Useful idiot ?
Forget the moral part of the story Hancock was clearly in breach of the Covid Regulations and therefore should be subject to a police investigation and should make a statement to the House on why he believes he is above the law and then either resign or Johnson should sack him.
Or Acuri’s version of sex with Johnson,
"We read sonnets to each other, then he rolled onto me like a binbag full of custard, gasping like an asthmatic octogenarian, as he reached his climax & i wondered if he'd got it in yet."
Matt Hancock always struck me as creepy.
I AM still at Wembley. Thought I'd stick around to cheer on Joachim and the lads in the penalty shoot-out
IMHO this is the story. I don't give a shit who he's poking with his pork sword, that's a matter for him and his wife. But this activity was actually banned at the time, and loads of people didn't do what he is doing because of rules HE signed us up to.
As for him, kind of proves how hilarious society is if he needs to resign because of this rather than because of the corruption.
IMHO this is the story. I don't give a shit who he's poking with his pork sword, that's a matter for him and his wife. But this activity was actually banned at the time, and loads of people didn't do what he is doing because of rules HE signed us up to.
Scum of the earth. The journalists that is.
As for him, kind of proves how hilarious society is if he needs to resign because of this rather than because of the corruption.
Spare a thought for the poor sod - admittedly he looks like a hipster dickhead - that has woken up to find his Mrs is having an affair with Matt Hancock.
That would take a long time to get over. It's like Dunk to Palace.