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[Politics] Matt Hancock is a hands-on kind of man.
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You seem to hijack a lot threads.
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clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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So after viewing a few times (sorry)
1) It's got to be a hidden camera in the ceiling, you don't put at CCTV in an office, even a Minister. Even if you did, not at that angle and facing the door. They were clearly unaware it was there.
2) It's been played back on a mobile possibly to a journalist, who has filmed the footage on another mobile.
More to come I'd imagine. Tabloids don't break a story on Friday unless it's a teaser for something big on Sunday.
1) It's got to be a hidden camera in the ceiling, you don't put at CCTV in an office, even a Minister. Even if you did, not at that angle and facing the door. They were clearly unaware it was there.
2) It's been played back on a mobile possibly to a journalist, who has filmed the footage on another mobile.
More to come I'd imagine. Tabloids don't break a story on Friday unless it's a teaser for something big on Sunday.
Raleigh Chopper
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Saturday afternoon will be the no comment photo opportunity to keep the media at bay, where they will be standing at the gate of their country house holding hands as she looks lovingly into his eyes with both wedding rings on full show.
About turn as they stroll back into the house.
If Handcock does speak i expect him to say something like "I do not recognise any of the photos but their are clearly lessons to be learnt here and I am fully focused on my wifes tits now and we are working extremely hard to get things right, I am listening to the scientists who have assured me that Gina has not and will not have an STD or fall pregnant so I am well and truly in the clear, the public will realise that and sensible people will move on to the more important matters in hand.
I feel sorry for her husband. At least most people who are cheated on are spared the indignity of the world seeing video footage of her arse being groped. And by ****ing Matt ****ing Hancock! If I was the husband I couldn't go near her ever again.
It was a stunt. The man is 71. That is no more his hair than my cock is fifteen inches long
It was a stunt. The man is 71. That is no more his hair than my cock is fifteen inches long
I’m sorry the op didn’t turn out quite as successfully as you’d hoped.
Get well soon…
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Deepest sympathy. My posterior is still in recovery after its eventual lactose assisted victory over my last course. I think I lost a couple of pounds.
Dick Swiveller
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Just saw it on Twitter. He was as awkward as on the famous video with the NHS woman. How the hell had he got 3 kids? Reminded me of CCTV footage I had to get saved for a disciplinary of a couple of 17 years olds getting frisky in the stock cupboard.
Dick Swiveller
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Whilst enjoying the Twitter responses, I saw a comment about Photoshop. What the hell is that on her left side that looks like a hand before they get close? It then become his hand. At first, you think it is part of her dress but it goes. Consensus is that it is her right hand. Whilst probably correct, it seems like she goes into the encounter clutching her stomach - which makes it funnier.
Motogull
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- Sep 16, 2005
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Yeah it looks odd.
I could see an see an argument that it is a hoax if he hadn't admitted it, the prat - how long would that make her forearm?
Thing is - he's not denying it. So whether this has been semi-mocked up, or enhanced, or whatever - he's apologised, so it (or something very similar) must have happened.
Dick Swiveller
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I get that - but watch it when it has been pointed out. It looks very odd. I am sure I got do a better Photoshop job with zero skill if that is what it is but it just looks very strange. Almost as if she had just come from an encounter with Rod Hull and his fake hand was still attached to her. Perhaps that was Hancock's get out. Attach fake hands to her and then slip his hands inside so he has plausible deniability about groping her.
Dick Swiveller
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I get that - but watch it when it has been pointed out. It looks very odd. I am sure I got do a better Photoshop job with zero skill if that is what it is but it just looks very strange. Almost as if she had just come from an encounter with Rod Hull and his fake hand was still attached to her. Perhaps that was Hancock's get out. Attach fake hands to her and then slip his hands inside so he has plausible deniability about groping her.
Just got it. Seeing how awkward he is around women, she went equipped with Twister type markings to help him out. Right Hand to Left Handprint.
It’s her left hand. It looks strange because of the angle of the camera. If you slow the video, you can see her unfurl it drawing it up to cup the Hancock face. His hand then comes in and grabs the hip before moving to the rump for a cheeky squeeze or two.
Motogull
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- Sep 16, 2005
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Case closed.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
I’m not sure what to make of this, of course the nation is outraged millions have made unbelievable sacrifices during the pandemic which doesn’t seem to register with you
redoubtable seagull
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Now the scum paper has released the footage you can see it’s just her left hand on her hip with thumb pointing towards Hopeless.
All rather seedy including the placement of an entrapment camera. He’ll probably have to go yet it’s a shame he does so not after his useless performance as minister and the cronyism and backhanders he been involved with but because someone has planted a camera in his office which has caught him out with his bit on the side …. who he appointed as an aide on £15k a year for 15 or so days work a year.
Dick Swiveller
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Can she bowl spin?
BTW - I am sure it is a very simple explanation but it just looks so odd.
While it may be wrong, why is adultery misogynist? Its carried out by both sexes.
Dick Swiveller
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It isn't. Seems like a desperate attempt to make the point they were trying to make hold water. But it doesn't hold water. Adultery is no business of mine or yours -only the affected parties. It is a story because of someone breaking their own rules that have caused misery to thousands of people. And also the subtext of the civil war going on within Government which led to this video seeing the light of day.