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Man stabbed, then beheaded on bus in Canada



Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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I'll probably get another berating from cjd.
But frankly, I'm past caring.

as long as you don't lose your head over it, I think that's the right attitude to take.
 






Brightonfan1983

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Jul 5, 2003
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Anyone of us who's been on public transport for 10 minutes and has had to sit next to some git whose music is too loud for his headphones knows EXACTLY why this happened. And it was a bus ride across CANADA, not just down the road!
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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My best guess the bloke who did it had been wanking on Rambo 4 which was on loop in his bedsit whilst he played Manhunt on his play station throughout the night and probably took hard drungs as well.
 












Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Are you saying it is now safe to leave these four walls. If so, I'll give it a try but you will tell me if any other dangers lurk outside. You can't be too careful when it comes to decapitation, especially when it's your head about to hit the floor!!!

Go on, gamble! I'm about to go to work for the night, which not only involves being outside, next to members of the PUBLIC (who may well be psychotic killers), but may also take place in DARKNESS.

But I'm not scared, no :thumbsup:


PS if I don't post on here by tomorrow afternoon, you'll all know Drew was right, and my cockiness cost me, causing me to meet a sticky end somewhere around West Street or the Kemp Town area.
 


drew

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Oct 3, 2006
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Go on, gamble! I'm about to go to work for the night, which not only involves being outside, next to members of the PUBLIC (who may well be psychotic killers), but may also take place in DARKNESS.

But I'm not scared, no :thumbsup:


PS if I don't post on here by tomorrow afternoon, you'll all know Drew was right, and my cockiness cost me, causing me to meet a sticky end somewhere around West Street or the Kemp Town area.

I'm intrigued now. What work do you do that takes place outside, in the dark and involves meeting strangers?
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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I recall some nice lady walking in Southwick one evening a couple of years back, got her throat cut.

Hilarious!

Time for a captions contest?

I think she has relatives that post on here if you mean the 70 year old Grand Mum.
 




DJ Leon

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Aug 30, 2003
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Tim McLean is the victim. Sad.
 








Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Yes, and I look forward to Monty Python also lampooning the beheading of a young lad on a bus, so I can get the appropriate name and avatar to go with it.

Keep stretching your imagination there JA

You really are a f***ing hypocrite, one of the little japes from the sketch you choose to name yourself after is

Landlady Telephone, Mr Hilter, it's that nice Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.
Hitler If he opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time!

So just f*** off with your sactimoneous crap you twat
 


algie

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Jan 8, 2006
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You really are a f***ing hypocrite, one of the little japes from the sketch you choose to name yourself after is

Landlady Telephone, Mr Hilter, it's that nice Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.
Hitler If he opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time!

So just f*** off with your sactimoneous crap you twat

Thats a bit strong from you Icy.I didn't think you had it in you :laugh:
 


You really are a f***ing hypocrite, one of the little japes from the sketch you choose to name yourself after is

Landlady Telephone, Mr Hilter, it's that nice Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour.
Hitler If he opens his big mouth again...it's lampshade time!

So just f*** off with your sactimoneous crap you twat

I trust you objected most STRONGLY when that Monty Python skit came out, and didn't overlook their piss-taking of crucifixion either.

You just made yourself look as stupid as you are, you prick
 


Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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I trust you objected most STRONGLY when that Monty Python skit came out, and didn't overlook their piss-taking of crucifixion either.

You just made yourself look as stupid as you are, you prick

I'm not the one on my high horse on this thread thicko.
 






Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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but you are talking shit.

Because I have this avatar doesn't mean I can no longer find it strange that anyone can joke about murders, you turd

Makes you a hypocrite though although I agree you are strange.

I think I'll just head off from this thread now.
 
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