[Humour] Man Flu Cure - Suggestions?

[el punal]

Nearly Christmas, and the Watford game, and I'm feeling crap. All the usual symptoms that men get with THEIR flu but never affects women. Any cures out there to help me with my woes? The funnier the better, I need a good laugh to lift my spirits. Many thanks.

 

[neilbard]

Nearly Christmas, and the Watford game, and I'm feeling crap. All the usual symptoms that men get with THEIR flu but never affects women. Any cures out there to help me with my woes? The funnier the better, I need a good laugh to lift my spirits. Many thanks.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I'm the same, don't buy any cold or flu medication none of it works, biggest con going

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[Is it PotG?]

Irish whiskey and RedTube (other forms of alcohol and porn sites are available).

 

[Hampster Gull]

Me too, third day at home today, working bits of it. Feel shit. Got Benlyns Mucus mixture yesterday evening but as another poster said not making much difference

 

[Commander]

The only one that really works is sudafed. It decongests you at least. No point in talking all the other stuff, you might as well just take plain old paracetamol which is about 40p a pack. It’s the same stuff.

 

[LowKarate]

The only thing that works for me is:

Eye of newt
Tongue of frog
Wing of bat
Integrity of Palace fan (if you can find one)

Heat for 15 minutes on a medium hob and add Harveys to taste.

Repeat every 3 hours until cured.

 

[topbanana36]

Garlic, onion, ginger, horseradish, ginger, applecider vinegar, hot chillis . Strain swill drink. Keeps everyone away. Failing that get stuck into the whiskey.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I drink the following:-

Wild Turkey (other bourbon or whiskey will do)
Honey
Whole Cloves
Lemon
Hot Water

Far nicer and more effective than shop bought medicines.

 

[banjo]

Night nurse and vodka.

 

[knocky1]

Sex change?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Irish whiskey and RedTube (other forms of alcohol and porn sites are available).

This.




Absolutely this.



As it's the festive season maybe some ginger wine with the spirits and go for at least 3 sessions of 'me time' to make sure get a proper sweat on.




Sorted.

 

[Dr. No]

Any cures out there to help me with my woes?

No.

 

[albionfan37]

Bj is the cure all

 

[vegster]

Honey and lemon for your throat and paracetamol for aches and time. If you feel sh@t stay in bed, don't try to be a superhero.

 

[WildWood]

Just listen to this on repeat until you feel better........


https://youtu.be/ClSoK2-b8h8

 

[Taybha]

This stuff is excellent but only seems to work for a couple of hours .

 

[portlock seagull]

Nearly Christmas, and the Watford game, and I'm feeling crap. All the usual symptoms that men get with THEIR flu but never affects women. Any cures out there to help me with my woes? The funnier the better, I need a good laugh to lift my spirits. Many thanks.

Sending you best wishes for a quick recovery brother, rotten time of year to get and women have NO idea of the pain and suffering. The closest thing they can get to experiencing is giving birth...

 

[pearl]

Nearly Christmas, and the Watford game, and I'm feeling crap. All the usual symptoms that men get with THEIR flu but never affects women. Any cures out there to help me with my woes? The funnier the better, I need a good laugh to lift my spirits. Many thanks.

Stagg Chilli Dynamite ..... will take your mind off having man flu

 

[maffew]

I drink the following:-

Wild Turkey (other bourbon or whiskey will do)
Honey
Whole Cloves
Lemon
Hot Water

Far nicer and more effective than shop bought medicines.

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