[Humour] Man Flu Cure - Suggestions?

[Wrong-Direction]

Update, warm whiskey does not work! [emoji40]

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[Questions]

Get a double shot of whisky, lemon, sugar, cloves and hot water.

Then get rid of the lemon, sugar, cloves and hot water and down the large whisky.

Repeat as often as necessary.

 

[seaford]

Beer, as much as you can drink.

 

[Surf's Up]

Night nurse and vodka.

Spot on ... the vodka is essential, the Night Nurse manufacturers changed the content of Night Nurse a few years back and it lost its knockoutability. An ample slug of vodka merely re-introduces this feature and helps to guarantee a good, congestion free nights sleep which is actually a crucial step towards getting over ManFlu.

 

[junior]

Rest.

 

[Weststander]

Rest.

Sleep and rest.

If you have to work, Lemslips do help in relieving the symptoms to get you through the day.

 

[GT49er]

Temazipam, washed down by Lemsip with a spoonful of honey and a large slug of whisky added. Wake up when the flu's gone.

 

[Durlston]

If you feel bad about missing Watford game I've got to go to the Royal Sussex County hospital for 11.15am and not confident at all about making kick-off, let alone the match. Going to be mayhem tomorrow.

Hope you feel better in t'morning.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Temazipam, washed down by Lemsip with a spoonful of honey and a large slug of whisky added. Wake up when the flu's gone.

Is that an opioid or am I mixing up my drugs

 

[maffew]

Is that an opioid or am I mixing up my drugs

Its a benzo, and if you mix it with booze, prepare to get knocked out and wake up hanging

 

[Durlston]

Bj is the cure all

From Holly Willoughby.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Nearly Christmas, and the Watford game, and I'm feeling crap. All the usual symptoms that men get with THEIR flu but never affects women. Any cures out there to help me with my woes? The funnier the better, I need a good laugh to lift my spirits. Many thanks.

Here's the thing. Man flu doesn't exist. It's the same as any other flu, but women use it as another derogatory term to diminish men. Beats me why men join in with it - that's what I think anyway

 

[Hampster Gull]

Here's the thing. Man flu doesn't exist. It's the same as any other flu, but women use it as another derogatory term to diminish men. Beats me why men join in with it - that's what I think anyway

That is true

 

[Wrong-Direction]

It defiantly exists! And beechams all in 1 is a total rip off, can you get a refund if you've popped all the pills and they had zero affect

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[maffew]

It exists definitely, they get bird flu we get man flu

 

[btnbelle]

Sorry to hear your suffering from man flu.

I have no cures but can offer words of advice, go to bed and rest. I really hope you are feeling better in time for Christmas.

If you have a wife, don't get under her feet as wife's can find this very annoying. It is the one time they are happy for you to do nothing.

 

[GT49er]

Is that an opioid or am I mixing up my drugs

No idea! I think I may have been mixing them a bit though!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Curry powder, chilli, Brobat, Fairy liquid, give it a good shake, and two straws (up the nose or not at all).

to paraphrase Rik Mayall (r.i.p.)

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sorry to hear your suffering from man flu.

I have no cures but can offer words of advice, go to bed and rest. I really hope you are feeling better in time for Christmas.

If you have a wife, don't get under her feet as wife's can find this very annoying. It is the one time they are happy for you to do nothing.[/QUOTE

FFS

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Bit of rockdown the Concorde 2 has blasted my ears/sinuses out.
Bon Jovi on next. Bloody Mary support act fecking loud