[Albion] Malick Yalcouye **Singed 12/07/2024**

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

YMCA - The People of the Village

Young man, Come and have a look round
I said, young man, welcome to your new ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, where your talent will show
You can stay here and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye
It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye-ay
It has everything
For a chant to enjoy
You can sing it with all the boys (and girls)

Malick Yalcouye
Malick Yalcouye-ay
His touch is so clean
And he's full of great skill
He's giving me tingly feels

 

[chaileyjem]

Can't be arsed. I'm flicking through bits on holiday. Lazy I suppose

Multiple sources, Romano, The Athletic, local press all say this is done. Medical, fee, contract agreed.
Waiting on player to arrive in Lancing and hold the shirt.

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

YMCA - The People of the Village

Young man, Come and have a look round
I said, young man, welcome to your new ground ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, where your talent will show
You can stay here and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye
It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye-ay
It has everything
For a chant to enjoy
You can sing it with all the boys (and girls)

Malick Yalcouye
Malick Yalcouye-ay
His touch is so clean
And he's full of great skill
He's giving me tingly feels

Superb

 

[Oh_aye]

Last message from Romano was 'brighton have signed all the papers'

Another new stage added to the signing process. Hopefully we'll get the next installment tomorrow which is 'Brighton is currently putting its pen down and gesturing to Malick to sign his bit, but he's still got his headphones on and eating a malcdonalds breakfast'

Here we are still going!

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Multiple sources, Romano, The Athletic, local press all say this is done. Medical, fee, contract agreed.
Waiting on player to arrive in Lancing and hold the shirt.

Bloody stock take!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

eating a malcdonalds breakfast'

 

[Midget]

Medical was apparently in Sweden yesterday, so perhaps we should be plane-tracking

 

[Hotchilidog]

YMCA - The People of the Village

Young man, Come and have a look round
I said, young man, welcome to your new ground ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, where your talent will show
You can stay here and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye
It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye-ay
It has everything
For a chant to enjoy
You can sing it with all the boys (and girls)

Malick Yalcouye
Malick Yalcouye-ay
His touch is so clean
And he's full of great skill
He's giving me tingly feels

This is the content we came here for. brilliant.

 

[Flounce]

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Am I right in thinking he ran a pub in Worthing for a while after retiring?

edit - he did, impressed with my memory having never visited the pub

Worthing Pubs

Researching the history of Worthing and its pubs, mostly it pubs to be honest.

worthingpubs.com

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Am I right in thinking he ran a pub in Worthing for a while after retiring?

edit - he did, impressed with my memory having never visited the pub

Worthing Pubs

Researching the history of Worthing and its pubs, mostly it pubs to be honest.

worthingpubs.com

I saw him in a Bournemouth restaurant 30 odd years ago - the bowed legs really are something

 

[Mr Bridger]

I saw him in a Bournemouth restaurant 30 odd years ago - the bowed legs really are something

Never heard of it. What type of food did The Bowed Legs do

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Never heard of it. What type of food did The Bowed Legs do

You fool! That wasn't the name of a restaurant, it was a menu item. Taste very much like frogs legs, but more fatty.

 

[Change at Barnham]

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That Mitre ball, the Adidas boots and the Newcastle shirt are things of beauty.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Am I right in thinking he ran a pub in Worthing for a while after retiring?

edit - he did, impressed with my memory having never visited the pub

Worthing Pubs

Researching the history of Worthing and its pubs, mostly it pubs to be honest.

worthingpubs.com

Took over the old Wigmore pub, it was renamed The Corner Post when Supermac took over. Don't think he lasted particularly long and the pub shut down many years ago.

 

[prawnsarnies]

Took over the old Wigmore pub, it was renamed The Corner Post when Supermac took over. Don't think he lasted particularly long and the pub shut down many years ago.

Wasn't it called The Far Post?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Took over the old Wigmore pub, it was renamed The Corner Post when Supermac took over. Don't think he lasted particularly long and the pub shut down many years ago.

My aunt and uncle lived on Wigmore Road. Mac renamed it The Far Post, think he lasted a couple of years, it was then renamed The Wig and Pen when he sold up.

Pub is long gone now and a block of flats has been built on the site.

 

[London Irish]

It's a possibility

He's an 18 year old, and let's not look at Yamal and think that's a normal development path

Foreign loan wouldn't be my preferred option. I'd like to get the lad here, get him playing our football and have him as an u23 / fringe player for 6 months see where he is, then look to loan and if successful, first team the following year.

Thank you, a smart answer to the substantive question rather than nitpicking. I guess we’ll see, it does seem the likelier route I guess

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Last message from Romano was 'brighton have signed all the papers'

Another new stage added to the signing process. Hopefully we'll get the next installment tomorrow which is 'Brighton is currently putting its pen down and gesturing to Malick to sign his bit, but he's still got his headphones on and eating a malcdonalds breakfast'

Here we are still going!

It's almost as though Romano's an unmitigated prick.

 

[Change at Barnham]

How do we pronounce Yalcouye?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

YMCA - The People of the Village

Young man, Come and have a look round
I said, young man, welcome to your new ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, where your talent will show
You can stay here and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye
It's fun to say the name Malick Yalcouye-ay
It has everything
For a chant to enjoy
You can sing it with all the boys (and girls)

Malick Yalcouye
Malick Yalcouye-ay
His touch is so clean
And he's full of great skill
He's giving me tingly feels

Brilliant till almost ruined by "e-eh vrything" (scanbarrassment), but elegantly rescued by "tingly feels". I can imagine the North stand feverishly learning and practicing these lyrics, Mr Taupin.

In fact, I am going to use tingly feels as my new replacement for 'It's a white wine celebration - I've got a semillon"