[Humour] Limericks Are Fun

[sydney]

there once was a whore from berlin
who had an enourmous quim
it wasn't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung from the rim.

 

[Eeyore]

It's fifteen minutes to three,
I'm so drunk that I can't see,
But I'll wait for the match thread
from our very own Dick Head,
Then go for my fiftieth pee.

 

[B-right-on]

There's this chap called Bloom, who knew how to play poker like a Prince

He met Boehly, and thought "I'm sure a quarter of a Billion I can rinse"

So he sold him Caicedo for a hell of a lot

And got all the cash for the pot

Plus a manager and others for more as a bet

Only we could wind up that Astrid Wett.

 

[Midget]

There once was an up-himself prick
Who gave the officials some stick
As he got more irate
Their sarnies they ate
Which made him look more of a dick

 

[Midget]

There once was a geezer named Poch
Whose players had him by the crotch
They signed for 8 years
Then sat back and drank beers
And all he could do was just watch

 

[Midget]

A fiery young guy called Roberto
Had his team playing like a concerto
"We play out from the back
And go all-out attack
And my wingers, I like to invert, no?"

 

[schmunk]

there once was a whore from berlin
who had an enourmous quim
it wasn't the size that attracted the flies
but the jelly that hung from the rim.

You posted that, in this thread, almost 5 years ago. Post 15.

 

[Midget]

A soft-spoken Aussie called Ange
Was so chilled people thought he smoked gange
He said "nah, what I do, mate,
I like a good brew, mate,
I also get plenty of flange"

 

[sydney]

You posted that, in this thread, almost 5 years ago. Post 15.

well f*** me it's the limerick police...!!!

what were you doing five years ago apart from shoving rice crispies down yer jap's eye and interfering with yer gerbil...

 

[Midget]

A piss-taking red-and-blue bore
Fell again and again to the floor
He howled he'd been fouled
But the ref only scowled
And called him a gravity whore




I'll take requests
(including to shut up)

 

[sydney]

A piss-taking red-and-blue bore
Fell again and again to the floor
He howled he'd been fouled
But the ref only scowled
And called him a gravity whore




I'll take requests
(including to shut up)

now that is good.

 

[albionalba]

Today we took on the Blades
At last a clean sheet we made
And five goals as well
A performance quite swell
Yet somehow our fears weren't allayed

 

[timbha]

Today we took on the Blades
At last a clean sheet we made
And five goals as well
A performance quite swell
Yet somehow our fears weren't allayed

Failed in the first two lines