Keegan has RESIGNED

[NMH]

Good

Steve Bruce to the Toon

Curbishley to Wigan

Bruce, I would wager, has had enough yo-yo-ing from under the incapable mishandlings at Birmingham City, than to head for the certain mind-f*** that is NUFC.

Expect really huge reactions from toon fans - they don't like it up 'em.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

SSN said £2m at lunch time

Ashley might be off to the Employment Tribunal in that case. King Kev may claim constructive dismissal, me thinks rather than pay that gimp £2m.

Ashley is not going to last much longer, me thinks.

Just goes to show that it is wrong for the club to drop their trousers for any old million/billionaire.

 

[Starry]

they're throwing their season tickets in the tyne. splendid.

 

[Easy 10]

they're throwing their season tickets in the tyne. splendid.

Seriously ?

Oh I have GOT to catch the news tonight.

Its the comedy club that just keeps GIVING

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Paid-off you mean ? His contract was worth £8 million ? Reckon he has got half of that ?

 

[Marc]

Paid-off you mean ? His contract was worth £8 million ? Reckon he has got half of that ?

he quit...you dont get a pay off when you quit

 

[Hannibal smith]

(1) That spelling youtube clip is fantastic. ''What the f*** is that supposed to be''
(2) If I was a supporter of a club and Keegan resigned, I'd be delighted.

 

[Beach Hut]

Personally Newcastle need to gamble so I reckon it will be Shearer

 

[Easy 10]

he quit...you dont get a pay off when you quit

No way will he have walked away with nothing - they've clearly cut a deal, but Ashley couldn't have Keegan leaving and saying he'd been SACKED, or St James Park would be in flames right now.

 

[Woodchip]

I really hope there is a mass protest at the Hull game. Anyone known a pilot with a cessna and a wish to commit suicide? SJP might make a good landing strip. That would proper f*** Ashley over.

 

[Easy 10]

Anyone known a pilot with a cessna and a wish to commit suicide?

Doesn't EVERYONE ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I used to have a little passion for Newcastle in the late 90s, when they were taken on Manure for the title. But ever since then, its gone down like a downward spiral. Mike Ashley doesn't know what he is doing, and he should go now!

 

[Mendoza]

there is no better sight than seeing loads of Geordies standing outside St James Park holding their trainers in the air, singing "Shoes off, If you LOVE Keegan"

 

[Pavilionaire]

If Shearer wasn't up for the job 8 months ago why the f*** would he take it now?

1) He has to deal with Ashley
2) He has to deal with Wise
3) He has to follow King Kev
4) Boro and Sunderland have got their acts together - the Toon are the gimps of the NE.
5) Man City look to have locked up one of the 3 UEFA Cup spots going, Spurs and Villa should walk the others
6) Match Of The Day is a piece of piss job
7) Less time for golf.

 

[The Large One]

There is a circus in the town, in the town
Kevin Keegan is a clown, is a clown
Arthur Cox has got the pox
And Newcastle are going down

© 1984

 

[Mendoza]

This will make you CHORTLE

Soccer Circus

 

[Lord Large]

I doubt his Soccer Circus will be around for a whole lot longer if the reports of financial problems in today's Sun are anywhere near the truth.

 

[Gully]

If you were asked to pick which team will come bottom of the North East mini league it probably wouldn't be Boro or the Mackems at the moment...it has all gone Pete Tong at the Toon.

 

[One True BHA]

Boro and Sunderland have got their acts together

oh, are you serious?

 

[One True BHA]

I doubt his Soccer Circus will be around for a whole lot longer if the reports of financial problems in today's Sun are anywhere near the truth.

hmm....