Katona - would you ?

[Sausage]

I'd spuff a creamy wad in her face, wipe me cock on the duvet and catch the last bus home.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I reckon she has an agent that plies her with drink and drugs in the hope that she survives and makes another fitness video and another fly on the wall series of her bouncing back.

There is no denying she is very shaggable when she wants to be.

 

[keaton]

There is no denying she is very shaggable when she wants to be.

That could be some sort of evolutionary anti-rape mechanism

 

[El Presidente]

The DOWNSIDE is knowing you are there after loads of D list boy band members and assorted plumbers and taxi drivers.

The UPSIDE is that it is a 100% Triple A pass once you are given the thumbs up (or two Bacardi Breezers as it is more commonly known with women from Warrington).

 

[8ace]

I'd f*** it.

 

[kevtherev]

She represents everything thats wrong with this country. She is totaly cringworthy, thick, attension seeking old whore slagbag....But I suppose as long as you could gag the old tart to shut her up, she would be worth a drilling, then off down the pub after!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

She represents everything thats wrong with this country. She is totaly cringworthy, thick, attension seeking old whore slagbag....But I suppose as long as you could gag the old tart to shut her up, she would be worth a drilling, then off down the pub after!

Is the right answer!

 

[Timbo]

Yep, every day of the week and twice at weekends.

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

She represents everything thats wrong with this country. She is totaly cringworthy, thick, attension seeking old whore slagbag....But I suppose as long as you could gag the old tart to shut her up, she would be worth a drilling, then off down the pub after!

I got to agree with the above. Its only a matter of time before she's off to KFC for a family size bucket of chicken

 

[Marshy]

If she gave up the Fags i would for sure

 

[KneeOn]

I would.

 

[Gersgull]

No way, watched her once diddling with herself on the net and got a virus.............................

 

[pasty]

As long as she promised not to speak.

 

[Cloughie]

It's a no from me. I bet she is riddled with STI's.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

No way, watched her once diddling with herself on the net and got a virus.............................

I've just watched that on xhamster. There will be no prize for the quality of filming.

 

[Durlston]

It would be like throwing a sausage down Harley Street without protection but hey, it is Christmas after all.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Wow, the closest three-way poll I've ever seen on NSC. This one has really divided the nation, at least those on NSC anyway.

I voted for option two, but I'm bored and esperate.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I'd even do the women behind her in the blue. I have no shame.

Jesus H I thought that I moi was desperate...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Y Y

Y

Y

Er...no...

Quite. Obviously.

Tho nice to see her still doing Good Works for Iceland.

Saw her outside London Road branch this very morning.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

I would, but not without a condom. I know this goes against the grain for me but well, look at her.