Katona - would you ?

[jcdenton08]

I would still drill her in every one of those photos

Seriously though?

 

[Pavilionaire]

yeah but all youve got to do is give her one, not move in with her

I'd give her two. In fact, you could say I'd use her "hole again"

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Is this Brian McFadden's ex?

If so he's moved up in the world.

Delta is all class.

 

[The Wizard]

Fit.

 

[Gritt23]

Bizarre innit. You can have the most gorgeous woman on NSC and someone will find a flaw, saying "Dunno, she looks a bit manly in the face" or something. Likewise, you can dig up the most awful pictures and someone will still be happy to "give her one."

Men, we're a funny lot. Seemingly, between us, we'd shag anything, because no-one meets our perfect standards anyway.

 

[Easy 10]

30 votes, and 22 of them would.

NSC has spoken. Katona is DRILLABLE again. God bless that munt, and all who spaff in her.

 

[The Grockle]

If somehow I could drag her fat, suet eating arse back to 1999 i'd be all over it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's not just what she looks like but what she'd DO that makes the difference...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Think I would actually, yeah. Be one of those cocaine-fuelled romps I think but soon as you shoot your load you'd be like "Oh...dearie me....er, gotta go now"

Not without getting rubbered up either. She ain't that fit.

 

[The Grockle]

Think I would actually, yeah. Be one of those cocaine-fuelled romps I think but soon as you shoot your load you'd be like "Oh...dearie me....er, gotta go now"

Not without getting rubbered up either. She ain't that fit.

I'd sooner let Gary Glitter babysit than ride that old spunk bucket bareback.

 

[Colossal Squid]

She certainly is looking much nicer in those photos BUT it's a shame she got rid of those gargantuam norks. Now she has scars on her smaller Bristols and I reckon that'd put me off







... so I'd do her from behind

 

[Easy 10]

She certainly is looking much nicer in those photos BUT it's a shame she got rid of those gargantuam norks. Now she has scars on her smaller Bristols and I reckon that'd put me off







... so I'd do her from behind

Those gargantaun norks would have looked a bit overwhelming on her newly reduced frame though. And I understand they acted rather like camal humps, absorbing and storing lager, pasties and Bigmacs, rendering her permanently in the red on the lardometer overall.

Its for the best, even with the scars.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Yeah if I had to I would and right up the gary as well !!!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I doubt it would touch the sides frankly.

 

[The Wookiee]

Is she not currently looking for a house in the area ?

 

[The Wizard]

I doubt it would touch the sides frankly.

I always thought you were small but...

Kerry Katona is now fit, FACT.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Average

 

[Pavilionaire]

Is she not currently looking for a house in the area ?

Yes, WHORESHAM.

 

[e77]

Yes, on the grounds it might stop her talking briefly.

 

[Easy 10]

She's at it again, making herself look presentable.
What a PARADOX she is.