Tony Towner's Fridge
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Q:What does Jeff Bezos do last thing at night?
A:He puts his pajamazon
I'll get my Horlicks and nightcap!
TNBA
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A:He puts his pajamazon
I'll get my Horlicks and nightcap!
TNBA
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
How do we know this?
Shirley the last thing he would do is switch the light off or belt one out?
Maybe even complete his Tax Return.
Shirley the last thing he would do is switch the light off or belt one out?
Maybe even complete his Tax Return.
It takes him ages to work out how much the world’s governments owe him.
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
So, he climbs in to bed then puts his pajamazon?
Lankyseagull
One Step Beyond
You're going to be really embarrassed when you realise your spelling mistake. It's "pyjamas on".
"He puts his pajamazon ......" Where? You haven't told us that. I don't know whether to laugh or not until I know exactly where he puts his pajamazon. On the dressing table? Down his pajamas? Up his cat's arse?
(Also, just between ourselves, I don't know what a 'paja-mazon' is - but I'm not going to advertise my ignorance).
GREASED WEASEL
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Why did the Mexican push his wife over the cliff?
Because he wanted tequila!
Because he wanted tequila!
Left back for Tottenham.
driller
my life my word
Down the m4 I guess but I suppose it depends where you start from ?
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Or is it one in the front and one in the back?
I seem to remember splitting my sides over this about 50 years ago!
Does your family say a prayer before each meal?
No,my mum's a pretty good cook.
The gold medal bobsledder tested positive for Covid.
The judges decided to let him slide.
When did humans first start growing weed?
During the stoned age.
No,my mum's a pretty good cook.
The gold medal bobsledder tested positive for Covid.
The judges decided to let him slide.
When did humans first start growing weed?
During the stoned age.
Did he do a Lateral Snow Test first?
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
What do groundhogs put on their pancakes?
Hog Cabin Syrup.
What's green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
The groundfrog.
My mother-in-law has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse we are going to have to let her inside.
If one door closes and another one opens--------your house is haunted.
My family and I were not surprised when my brother failed to make the Olympic Curling team. He just doesn't have the stones.
Tom Brady, Ben Roethlesberger and Aaron Rodgers walk into a bar.
Why?
To watch the Bengals on TV.
If you are sitting in a public place and a stranger takes a seat closer to you than you like, just stare straight ahead and whisper "did you bring the money?"
My daughter painted her toenails black for the winter formal tonight.
I said "I hope your date isn't black-toes intolerant."
Lumberjack #1: I finally met a girl on one of those dating sites.
Lumberjack #2: What app did you use?
Lumberjack #1: Timber.
What did Delaware?
New Jersey!
Where has Oregon?
I don't know, I'll Alaska.
She went to pay her Texas.
Hog Cabin Syrup.
What's green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
The groundfrog.
My mother-in-law has been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse we are going to have to let her inside.
If one door closes and another one opens--------your house is haunted.
My family and I were not surprised when my brother failed to make the Olympic Curling team. He just doesn't have the stones.
Tom Brady, Ben Roethlesberger and Aaron Rodgers walk into a bar.
Why?
To watch the Bengals on TV.
If you are sitting in a public place and a stranger takes a seat closer to you than you like, just stare straight ahead and whisper "did you bring the money?"
My daughter painted her toenails black for the winter formal tonight.
I said "I hope your date isn't black-toes intolerant."
Lumberjack #1: I finally met a girl on one of those dating sites.
Lumberjack #2: What app did you use?
Lumberjack #1: Timber.
What did Delaware?
New Jersey!
Where has Oregon?
I don't know, I'll Alaska.
She went to pay her Texas.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
No no no, it's:
My grandad always said "when one door closes, another one opens". Lovely man, terrible carpenter.