Bladders
Twats everywhere
There is a farmer who has some sheep. But they wont mate. He wants them to breed so that his farm will be a success with more lambs.
One day he looks out of the curtains when he gets out of bed, and they're still not mating.
So he gets ready, goes outside, loads them all up on the back of his pick up truck and drives to the woods. He gives them all a good seeing to so that when they get back to farm they are in the mood and will start mating.
Next morning he looks out of the curtains again. Still nothing. So he loads them on his pick up truck and back the woods for a bit rumpy pumpy.
This goes on all week and still they wont mate. Each day he takes them on his pick up truck and off to the woods so that when they come back they are in the mood and start mating.
Sunday morning he wakes up and sees his Mrs getting ready and calls to her "Have a look out of the window and see if the sheep are mating"
She looks out of the curtains and replies:
"Nope, but they are in your pick up truck and one of them is beeping the horn"
One day he looks out of the curtains when he gets out of bed, and they're still not mating.
So he gets ready, goes outside, loads them all up on the back of his pick up truck and drives to the woods. He gives them all a good seeing to so that when they get back to farm they are in the mood and will start mating.
Next morning he looks out of the curtains again. Still nothing. So he loads them on his pick up truck and back the woods for a bit rumpy pumpy.
This goes on all week and still they wont mate. Each day he takes them on his pick up truck and off to the woods so that when they come back they are in the mood and start mating.
Sunday morning he wakes up and sees his Mrs getting ready and calls to her "Have a look out of the window and see if the sheep are mating"
She looks out of the curtains and replies:
"Nope, but they are in your pick up truck and one of them is beeping the horn"