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[Misc] Jobs you would never do



Brownstuff

Well-known member
Feb 21, 2009
1,526
Hove
What jobs would you never do even if you were desperate?

Litter warden and Traffic Warden
Just been reading Argus website and the council from Monday will be introducing a fleet of new litter police
I also wouldn't be able to be an Albion steward (with back to the game)
 




Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
20,677
Born In Shoreham
On a recent trip to Gun wharf quay in Portsmouth I was amazed at how clean it was, rubbish bins everywhere seemed to do the trick. Most people will use a bin if they are frequent and visible. Litter police mean lack of bins in the area as they want more fines.
 




jonnyrovers

mostly tinpot
Aug 13, 2013
1,181
Shoreham-by-Sea
Paramedic.

I’ve worked in some gruesome healthcare environments, burns, trauma, ICU, but always had the safety of a clinical setting. What paramedics turn up to out there on the roads, in cars, buildings, fields, beaches, must take real strength to face. They have my utmost respect. I could never do it.
 














AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,764
Ruislip
A lawyer / solicitor who sits with alleged paedophiles / wife beaters in police stations.
Knowing the evidence is overwhelming, I just couldn't do it.

I've been watching too much 24hr in police custody.
 




























LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Any job in HR because I'm not a ****.

Police because I'm not a ****.

Teaching because they get treated like ***** (and I'd definitely end up swearing at/punching some entitled little chav git).

Army because you get sent to risk your life on the political whim of *****.

Hedge fund manager because I couldn't live with myself when my massive income was based on being a complete and utter **** with no regard for other people's lives (yes you Mogg).
 


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