[Misc] Jobs you would never do

[Pickles]

Pumping up stat bore's bike tyres.

The amount of use they must get, doing all his shopping,keeping the supply of his job going, getting to Albion games, going to Wembley, they must be constantly as flat as his threads on here are.

I'd have to be behind the bore though, on my own bike, then the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation comes into it.

I'd rather be serving fries whilst giving out parking tickets.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Any job where you are confined to a office building/ environment..
Done it for 30 years, so restrictive and confined.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Piers Morgan's fluffer.

So you'd happily be a fluffer for anyone but Piers Morgan?

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

I don't think I could do any job that involves night shifts. I feel jet lagged if I stay up past 11pm!!

 

[StonehamPark]

Any job where you are confined to a office building/ environment..
Done it for 30 years, so restrictive and confined.

Trying to figure a way out of this now, without massively sacrificing quality of life.

 

[jevs]

What jobs would you never do even if you were desperate?

Litter warden and Traffic Warden
Just been reading Argus website and the council from Monday will be introducing a fleet of new litter police

Have a walk in one of our parks on a monday morning after a sunny weekend or even better, take a drive from Patcham to Lewes on the A27 and concentrate on how the verges look. ANYONE caught dropping litter should receive the maximum fine possible. The more "little police" we have, the better. F***ing disgusting.

 

[sams dad]

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Police because I'm not a ****.

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So, in your opinion all police officers are *****?
I’m sure our own Edna Krabappel will be thrilled to see that.
Since 1945 more than 250 police officers have been shot in the line of duty, protecting the public ( including you), were they all *****?
You might not consider yourself to be a ****, but, with that post, you strike me as being a bit of a wanker.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Could never clean toilets, respect to those that do
Traffic warden, would rather clean toilets

 

[LlcoolJ]

V

So, in your opinion all police officers are *****?
I’m sure our own Edna Krabappel will be thrilled to see that.
Since 1945 more than 250 police officers have been shot in the line of duty, protecting the public ( including you), were they all *****?
You might not consider yourself to be a ****, but, with that post, you strike me as being a bit of a wanker.

I can live with that.

 

[luppers]

V

So, in your opinion all police officers are *****?
I’m sure our own Edna Krabappel will be thrilled to see that.
Since 1945 more than 250 police officers have been shot in the line of duty, protecting the public ( including you), were they all *****?
You might not consider yourself to be a ****, but, with that post, you strike me as being a bit of a wanker.

Well said Sams Dad, could not agree more.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Bus driver. I'd end up twatting someone.

You'd be fine if you had a nice conductor

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Getting the lobsters out of.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SentQjMIioY

 

[southstandandy]

A teacher.- all that stress and red tape from Offgem. Peanuts money too (£30k) Saying this as my other half is a teacher and is thinking of changing career.

 

[Perkino]

I couldn't work in a care home where elderly people who couldn't take care of themselves are sent whilst waiting to die.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Doesn’t bear thinking of .... hopping into an RSJ reinforced bed with a tangerine coloured ton of lard. Yuk.

Yes but at least you could let him have his nuptuals without actually noticing (*cough* tiny hands *cough)

 

[StonehamPark]

Customer Service, specifically food and beverage.
Hats off to those who've served time.

 

[BLOCK F]

Any job.
I've done my bit and am happily retired.

 

[marlowe]

You'd be fine if you had a nice conductor

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When I think of a nice conductor it's this one that immediately springs to my mind....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

When I think of a nice conductor it's this one that immediately springs to my mind....

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Andrew Preview?

 

[Rogero]

Anything to do with poo.!