[Misc] Jobs you would never do

[Brownstuff]

What jobs would you never do even if you were desperate?

Litter warden and Traffic Warden
Just been reading Argus website and the council from Monday will be introducing a fleet of new litter police
I also wouldn't be able to be an Albion steward (with back to the game)

 

[Justice]

On a recent trip to Gun wharf quay in Portsmouth I was amazed at how clean it was, rubbish bins everywhere seemed to do the trick. Most people will use a bin if they are frequent and visible. Litter police mean lack of bins in the area as they want more fines.

 

[Rugrat]

Driving Instructor

 

[jonnyrovers]

Paramedic.

I’ve worked in some gruesome healthcare environments, burns, trauma, ICU, but always had the safety of a clinical setting. What paramedics turn up to out there on the roads, in cars, buildings, fields, beaches, must take real strength to face. They have my utmost respect. I could never do it.

 

[papajaff]

Bus driver. I'd end up twatting someone.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

One of those bods who stop you in town or George Street in Hove to get you to donate to a charity.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Jeremy Clarkson's cleaning lady. I imagine 30% of the job would be polishing his enormous sneering head.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I wouldn't work at McDonalds

 

[AmexRuislip]

A lawyer / solicitor who sits with alleged paedophiles / wife beaters in police stations.
Knowing the evidence is overwhelming, I just couldn't do it.

I've been watching too much 24hr in police custody.

 

[Frankie]

CEO of a team like Brighton.

 

[Justice]

A male prossie imagine having to shag all the uglies.

 

[LowKarate]

MP or worse, PM.

 

[Eric Potts]

Piers Morgan's fluffer.

 

[studio150]

or worse, PM.

Give it a go you couldn't be more useless than the current one

 

[LowKarate]

Give it a go you couldn't be more useless than the current one

Only if you'll be The Chancellor alongside me.

Bruno for Foreign Secretary...

Hmm... this is coming together easily.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Tory politician because I have a conscience.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Scotland football manager

Give it a go you couldn't be more useless than the current one

 

[pearl]

all of them

 

[atfc village]

Scaffolder utter loons.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Any job in HR because I'm not a ****.

Police because I'm not a ****.

Teaching because they get treated like ***** (and I'd definitely end up swearing at/punching some entitled little chav git).

Army because you get sent to risk your life on the political whim of *****.

Hedge fund manager because I couldn't live with myself when my massive income was based on being a complete and utter **** with no regard for other people's lives (yes you Mogg).