[Albion] Joao Pedro Brazilian Maestro

[Eric the meek]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Our recent track record in improving young players, giving them plenty of first team opportunities, must be the equal of anyones.

I can only think of Alzate, Lamptey and Connelly who regressed. Shirley their doing?

Other clubs it appears to me play the percentages of their best XI or thereabouts in PL games.

By all accounts Alzate has had a cracking season on loan and progressed enormously. That's very much our process. Lamptey has been hampered by injury, but for which he would clearly have played. Connelly? Nobody of that name at the club.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

Well we had a Cross, a Carpenter and a couple of donkeys previously, so why not Jesus.

 

[Questions]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

Changing water into wine with no bottle tops is going be tricky…

 

[B-right-on]

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

Isn't signing your own son a bit like nepotism?

Not sure about the Bloom fella.

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

Nothing wrong with forgiving people! Most of us need it at some time or other.

 

[dazzer6666]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

Won’t be available for Easter fixtures

 

[maresfield seagull]

Won’t be available for Easter fixtures

Should be fine for any games on the Monday If rumours are to be believed

 

[Eric the meek]

Nothing wrong with forgiving people! Most of us need it at some time or other.

As long as it doesn't interfere with his football. The same applies to all those sermons, whether they are on the mount or not.

 

[Baldseagull]

As long as it doesn't interfere with his football. The same applies to all those sermons, whether they are on the mount or not.

Could he sort out the catering for up to 5,000 fans at half time?

 

[Eric the meek]

There is something slightly ethereal, other worldly if you like, about those statistics.

He was born to dribble. There is no other possible explanation.

 

[Scappa]

According to Wikipedia, his full name is João Pedro Junqueira Jesus.

Tony Bloom has only gone and signed the son of God !

That's good business Tony. We've got the top man in for next season. Just as long as he doesn't go around forgiving everyone, anyway.

So you're saying he's nailed on to be a success?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

So you're saying he's nailed on to be a success?

It's been foretold.
While in exile in Babylon, the Israelites saw a vision, that Joao Pedro would perform impressively for a team in blue and white stripes in the top half of the Premier League.
It's not a passage of the bible that typically attracts much attention.

 

[Eric the meek]

So you're saying he's nailed on to be a success?

I'm saying that this news finally puts to bed the idea that we need a striker. How do you follow up the son of God? Tony Bloom now faces his most difficult challenge in terms of succession planning.

P.S. Joao has most likely already forgiven the authors of 'we need a striker' as they didn't know what they were doing (or something like that).

 

[Eric the meek]

PBOBE, next season, make sure the pitch is well-watered before all home games. Job's a good'un.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

P.S. Joao has most likely already forgiven the authors of 'we need a striker' as they didn't know what they were doing (or something like that).

As long as they have faith, they will be forgiven.

 

[Klaas]

Sorry, haven't read much of this thread but just watched one of those highlight reels and it seems he was captain at Watford, at least for some games. And he's 21?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Sorry, haven't read much of this thread but just watched one of those highlight reels and it seems he was captain at Watford, at least for some games. And he's 21?

If they view the captaincy anything like the manager's position, I wouldn't put too much store by that.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Quite astounding how good this season has been when the club can smash its transfer record on a £30m Brazilian forward and the reaction on here is relatively meh

 

[Eric the meek]

Quite astounding how good this season has been when the club can smash its transfer record on a £30m Brazilian forward and the reaction on here is relatively meh

There's every reason to think next season could be even better and even more astounding.

1. Early business to sign new striker Joao Pedro. We already create the most chances in the PL.
2. The ascent of Billy Gilmour.
3. Youngsters Ferguson, Enciso, Buonanotte, Ayari are all going to get better.
4. Mac and Caicedo are still here and will only be allowed to leave for a huge profit. AFAIK, there have been no offers received.