[Albion] James Maddison and his dart celebration

[jordanseagull]

Blokes a f***ing helmet. Would love to see him absolutely clattered one day and hurt. His antics are that of a complete ****. Good player though.

Idiot.

 

[Stato]

I’m still hoping that Neal is compiling a cheeky social media post that will put Maddison to bed tonight. It’s an open goal for him, let’s hope he takes it.

His record on tap-ins is not flawless.

 

[London Irish]

Brilliant first half .... Woeful second. Very satisfying. Looked like he was about to cry in post match interview.

I still rate him.

Yes but there’s something about him that always delivers less than his Billy big bollocks bullshit promises. It’s why he’s rightly out of England squad

 

[Uh_huh_him]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In the same irritating 11 as Will Hughes, Jordan Pickford, and James Ward Prowse.

...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

 

[Shaktarman]

...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

Trossard, Fernandes, McTominay…

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Trossard, Fernandes, McTominay…

Emi Martinez. Joelinton.

 

[Mad as my Mother]

Fernandes is head and shoulders the biggest **** in football, followed by Antony and Cucurella

 

[El Turi]

He may be the main man at a roast dinner but he never is the main man on the pitch.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

In the same irritating 11 as Will Hughes, Jordan Pickford, and James Ward Prowse.

What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

 

[Motogull]

Well I hope he does this silly celebration a couple of times in his next away EPL game.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

 

[Bozza]

telling the camera man to zoom in. what a wanker

How it started.



How it finished.

 

[ElectricNaz]

1st half - darts.
2nd half - aimless.
Full time - pointless.

You could say after his darts celebration, the game turned.... ONE HUNDRED AND EIIIIIIIIGHTY degrees

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

Fair enough. I wasn’t aware of this.

 

[Machiavelli]

For me, it's the "Golf wanker" celebration. It screams Bellend.

Yup. Utter cockwomble. He's utterly shit too.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I agree, I don't actually know why people profess to hate him. He doesn't seem any more of a d*ck than most footballers...

A few seasons ago he was playing for Leicester against us. Had been booked, and then got a second yellow and a red for simulation. Hilarious.
He went flying in the penalty area. Shane Duffy was about a yard (at least) away from him. He subsequently apologised to their fans, and said he was “anticipating contact”. Have despised him ever since.

 

[Weststander]

...Tarkowski, Cucurella, Ryan Yates...

Not forgetting fake Pole, the smirky cnt Matty Cash .

 

[Weststander]

Slightly above average EPL player which is why none of the bug guns were knocking on his door I guess. Inconsistent or completely missing at times….including being sent off.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What’s JWP done? Agree about Hughes and Pickford being morons but JWP is an okay bloke isn’t he?

He's a right little shithouse!

Used to wind Tiny Tears up a treat back in the days when he was still bleating and diving his way around Selhurst Park. I think he successfully got him sent off once, didn't he, so that slightly elevates him above the rest of that grubby bunch of footballers for me.