Incorrect lyrics

[H block]

I have just heard 3 songs this morning with factually incorrect lyrics in them.

The one that annoys me the most is from Band Aids Xmas song from the eighties.


'' And there won`t be snow in Africa this Christmas''


I think you`ll find that the top of Killimanjaro regularly has snow during december.


It irks me it really does.

 

[Hampden Park]

i think you'll find it sounded better than
'there will be snow on Killimanjaro this Christmas time'

 

[Buzzer]

Don't get me started.

That song that goes "Nobody knows it, but she's got a secret smile and she shows it only to me".

Of course it's a f***ing SECRET. No-one else knows about it or has seen it. TWATS.

And Madonna's song Holiday. One day out of life is not a holiday. It's throwing a sickie, stupid bint.

 

[Silent Bob]

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

 

[Silent Bob]

NO I DON'T

 

[Buzzer]

Queen - Fat bottomed girls apparently made Freddie Mercury's world go round.

I think you'll find it f***ing didn't.

 

[The Wookiee]

I have just heard 3 songs this morning with factually incorrect lyrics in them.

The one that annoys me the most is from Band Aids Xmas song from the eighties.


'' And there won`t be snow in Africa this Christmas''


I think you`ll find that the top of Killimanjaro regularly has snow during december.


It irks me it really does.

and the other 2 songs ?

 

[Nibble]

The warden threw a party at the county jail.

No he didn't

 

[H block]

Re: Re: Incorrect lyrics

and the other 2 songs ?

Hollies = ''All I need is the air that I breathe''

Have a word with any dietrician or nutritionist if you really believe that.

............................................

Forgotten the other one sorry.

 

[Buzzer]

The world is a great big onion.

Apparently.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I heard somewhere that we are going up and we'll win the cup.

Ridiculous!

 

[Gazwag]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44302&highlight=lyrics

There are lots of them, bloody song writers are all the same, liars

 

[pasty]

"He ain't heavy, he's my brother"

Well my brother f***ing well is

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Can you hear the people sing
Singing a song of angry Men"

Surely "people" includes men and women....so shouldn't it be


.....singing a song of angry menandwomen"


( from Les Miserables)

 

[seagully]

'Rock 'n' roll ain't noise pollution'

Yes it bloody well is when its played at 6 AM at full volume next door when I'm trying to bloody sleep! You're wrong AC/DC!!

 

[tedebear]

Why does it always rain on me....

Well derrrr you idiot you live in Scotland!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
No, i am blind, you long-faced, wife-loving fucker.

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
No, i am blind, you long-faced, wife-loving fucker.

 

[Dave the OAP]

" What a feeling, when you're dancing on the ceiling"

How do you do that then?

 

[seagully]

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
No, i am blind, you long-faced, wife-loving fucker.