Incorrect lyrics

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

"In the Jungle the quiet Jungle the Lion sleeps tonight."

Lions live on the African Savanna, and sleep there as well. Tigers live in the Jungle.

"England swings like a pendulum do"

No, it doesnt.

 

[Da Man Clay]

"Every nights a saturday night with you, even on a sunday morning" sang the drifters.

No it really isn't. Cleary you have even contradictied yourselves in the same sentance

 

[Icy Gull]

Slowly walking down the hall/ Faster than a cannonball/ Where were you when we were getting high?

Top top stuff from the John lennon wannabees, dream on guys if that's the best you can up with

 

[seagully]

'Trying to catch your heart
Is like trying to catch a star '

Erm I've never tried catching a star but I think it may leave at least some superficial burns

 

[Icy Gull]

"
"England swings like a pendulum do"

.

Bobbies on bicycles two by two

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet,
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(Plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man don't feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He can't disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

,p>He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man).





NOW WHERE EXACTLY IS THIS PLASTIC MAN?

 

[Dave the OAP]

The look of love, is in your eyes
the look, your heart cant disguise


So........you need to open up the chest of someone to see if their heart is looking "in love" then do you?

Not very Health and safety is it!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Bobbies on bicycles two by two

the rosy red cheeks of the little childrun

 

[Da Man Clay]

"I am an arms dealer"

No you aren't. You are a poor american band member with ridiculous sideburns.

 

[seagully]

NOW WHERE EXACTLY IS THIS PLASTIC MAN?

'She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns.'

Could be the same guy??

 

[Gritt23]

Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams.


"Sometimes the snow comes down in June" - ok I'll you have that as it does in some places.

"Sometimes the sun goes round the moon." Oh does it does it? Remind me to get an extra bottle of sun cream in next time that is due.

 

[Icy Gull]

the rosy red cheeks of the little childrun

Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache,
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass,
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain,
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Annie, are ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?"
No, i am an 11 year old boy dressed as a girl for your pleasure and feel a touch uncomfortable with these little manacles and the pigtails pinned to my shaven head and that you love me almost as much as you do the memory of a dead monkey you used to share a cage with and drug.

 

[Gritt23]

"There she was just a-walking down the street
Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
Snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet
Singing do wah diddy..."

Ok, I can picture all that.

"She looked good, looked good
She looked fine, looked fine"

Erm, NO. The picture I have conjured up from that description is more like a local nutcase.

 

[Superphil]

I have just heard 3 songs this morning with factually incorrect lyrics in them.

The one that annoys me the most is from Band Aids Xmas song from the eighties.


'' And there won`t be snow in Africa this Christmas''


I think you`ll find that the top of Killimanjaro regularly has snow during december.


It irks me it really does.

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Annie, are ok? So, Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?"
No, i am an 11 year old boy dressed as a girl for your pleasure and feel a touch uncomfortable with these little manacles and the pigtails pinned to my shaven head and that you love me almost as much as you do the memory of a dead monkey you used to share a cage with and drug.

 

[Gritt23]

Ally's Tartan Army - Scorland's World Cup song 1978.

We're on the march wi' Ally's Army,
We're going tae the Argentine,
And we'll really shake them up,
When we win the World Cup,
'Cos Scotland is the greatest football team,


Not EXACTLY what you could call a "correct" lyric really.

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Every loser wins, once the dream begins."
Well, Mr Nick Ballbag Berry, i am a loser, and i have won just two things: jack and shit. Thank you for the lies your 'song' has told me, and thank you very berry much for having a disinteresting career, bruised for good by Sunday night ITV retardation. It makes me feel better than you, despite how little i ever produce. Even if i pass an epidemic to a loved one, i will feel it makes me a more artistic giver than you.

 

[The Large One]

'We dream the same dream...'

Oh yeah, what happened to the blue penguin in your dream after it hot-wired the JCB in the middle of Lewes? I bet it didn't start eating it...

 

[Gazwag]

We all live in a Yellow Submarine

No you don't you f***ing lying scousers