I'm skint -- post your top "Money Saving" tips here!

[CHAPPERS]

a) Only eat 1 meal a day.
b) Steal stuff from other people, the elderly are easy targets.
c) Fraud.

 

[Earlybird]

Paint a light blue rectangle on your rear lawn.
Any potential property buyer flying overhead in a helecopter will think you have a swimming pool & it will add £10k to the value of your house

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Save money buying a new address book every year by keeping a phone directory and crossing out the names of all the people you do not know.

 

[Curious Orange]

Save money buying a new address book every year by keeping a phone directory and crossing out the names of all the people you do not know.

Make sure you borrow someone else's pen in order to do this task.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Do you have any CD's or DVD's lying around that you never listen to/watch?

Sell them on Ebay rather than letting them sit around gathering dust.....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Save money at Xmas by sending all your nieces and nephews a festively-wrapped pack of AA batteries with a note saying 'Toy Not Included'

 

[El Presidente]

Save money on condoms by only sticking your missus up the wrong 'un

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Save money on condoms by only sticking your missus up the wrong 'un

I do something even better, I turn condoms inside out and use them again.

Also, get your girlfriend to use old socks as sanitary towels and eat your own piss and shit to save on food and water.

 

[Bad Ash]

I do something even better, I turn condoms inside out and use them again.

Also, get your girlfriend to use old socks as sanitary towels and eat your own piss and shit to save on food and water.

You can use 2 condoms with 4 different partners if you use them correctly.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

dont spend money on expensive binoculars

simply stand closer to the object you wish to view

 

[jevs]

Save money on condoms by only sticking your missus up the wrong 'un

Much cheaper to use bin bags than condoms !!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

or....have a chef as a housemate who LOVES cooking for you.

therefor give him one chicken breast (worth bout 50p) and he will cook a homemade curry for you, and popadoms.

GENIUS

 

[SeagullTim]

Small bets (50p-£1) - I have a couple of tips.

Sainsbury's Economy Food

 

[Northstander]

Mint imperials attached to string make an excellent and at the same time cheaper substitute for that pearl necklace her indoors always wanted!

 

[jevs]

Fart in the bath for the ultimate bubble bath experience

 

[Pork Sword]

Always got two bottles for the price of one by putting one in your shopping basket and the other in your coat pocket.

 

[jevs]

Re-use bog roll !!!

 

[Easy 10]

I always turn lights off if not in the room.

Doesn't that piss off your housemates ?

 

[Bakesy]

Re-use bog roll !!!

Don't use bog roll.....just wash your hand afterwards in your next door neighbours birdbath.

 

[Jimbo26]

Light your own farts for warmth. You'll be amazed. A 15p box of matches can heat a whole house for roughly 30 minutes.