Johnny RoastBeef
These aren't the players you're looking for.
- Jan 11, 2016
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Our problems are with taking big chances.
Perhaps we should be looking to make some bucks to invest in the £30m rated Muriqi and help balance a player+£20m swap with relegated ‘Muff for Brooks with March going the other way?
Out:
Duffy: Our best defender at ‘defending’ but not so great at Potterball. He deserves to be starting every match for percentage teams like Newcastle, Palace or Burnley. Let’s take the £20m and run.
Dunk: Off to Chelsea for around £40m. Good for him and his England chances. Bad for us but we’ve got the best young centre back in the Country to replace him and an overflowing wallet to help find forward players who can convert chances.
Balogun: The Championship seems to be where he is heading.
In:
Leo Skiri Østigård: Back from rave reviews in Germany where he enjoys playing in the centre of a back three.
Ben White: The best centre back prospect in the Country. Liverpool and Man City will have to wait. He needs to prove himself with us first as Dunk’s replacement. Born to play Potterball.
Matt Clarke: Was scouted by Potter for Potterball. Will need a season to settle in the Premier League but hopefully he’ll not make too many errors.
Remains:
BDB: Although mostly deployed at left back, this giant can play in a back three with ease or even as a centre back in a four. Very good at Potterball.
Webster: His second Premier League season should be a step up with lesson learned and Potterball mastered.
Re Ben White, interesting that Bielsa is now playing him as a DM. Could be just what we need, our very own Claude Makelele.