I went to Gus' press conference this morning

[Red'n'Blue]

On the subject of mods, i was banned for trolling after i said Wayne Bridge was the best Lb in the league, which you could argue he is.

 

[El Presidente]

On the subject of mods, i was banned for trolling after i said Wayne Bridge was the best Lb in the league, which you could argue he is.

He certainly has the FITTEST girlfriend (gratuitous proof attached).

 

[Red'n'Blue]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Erm.....

Jake is back, as is Romain. Gus looked very cheerful. He is very happy not to have to face Demba Ba and is happy if Pardew wants to rest Cisse as well. Darren Bent and Messi signing tomorrow. They are still negotiating re Matt Sparrow (I guess with Scunny, but not clear on that).

It pretty much confirms that this was indeed a Ooh look at me thread.

And there you have it.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Careful,he's got an itchy trigger finger.

we go back a long way...i used to smack his bowling all over the park pitches of Brighton many years ago ( actually he was a decent cricketer in his day - but i would never tell him that to his face)

 

[Dave the OAP]

He certainly has the FITTEST girlfriend (gratuitous proof attached).

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Oh my giddy aunt!

 

[Stat Brother]

Oh my giddy aunt!

Damn straight, she's going to lose half the Mr Whippy and hasn't even started on her 99.

Terrible terrible ice cream management.

 

[El Presidente]

Oh my giddy aunt!

Ever wanted to be a 99?

 

[NS Herald]

Ever wanted to be a 99?

A 69 would be quite nice!

 

[Dave the OAP]

He certainly has the FITTEST girlfriend (gratuitous proof attached).

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give it a minute and that blob of ice cream is just about to drop off into her....................................................................Oh gawd.

I am off for a lie down with a copy of the radio times

 

[El Presidente]

A 69 would be quite nice!

I suspect that if it was with Frankie Sanford the 99 would last longer.

 

[Common as Mook]

give it a minute and that blob of ice cream is just about to drop off into her....................................................................Oh gawd.

I am off for a lie down with a copy of the radio times

Andrex is more absorbant

 

[dingodan]

First they came for the dullard attention seeking journalist. I did not speak out, because I was not a dullard attention seeking journalist...

 

[MattBackHome]

Excellent work all round, NSC. Cracking thread. And I include HB&B in that praise. We all have our parts to play round here and he plays his very well.

But I've never quite understood who's in the groovy gang? Or what happened to the old clique? Are they one and the same?

 

[Del Fenner]

Excellent work all round, NSC. Cracking thread. And I include HB&B in that praise. We all have our parts to play round here and he plays his very well.

But I've never quite understood who's in the groovy gang?

Fred and Daphne? Velma (to make them look more fabulous)?

 

[Worthingite]

sums up a good proportion of the eejits that post on here to be fair!! Dunno why HB&B is being singled out for being a CJTC when there are so, so many others worthy of higher scorn.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

we go back a long way...i used to smack his bowling all over the park pitches of Brighton many years ago ( actually he was a decent cricketer in his day - but i would never tell him that to his face)

Ha. You wish, David.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I've got as far as page 6 & have yet to read anything that came out of the press conference. I do now know that HB&B has been banned for a week though! Clever the way that the thread titles disguise the real news.

 

[Weststander]

He certainly has the FITTEST girlfriend (gratuitous proof attached).

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I wonder if that nice mate and person J.Terry is planning a move?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

You can't ban him just for being boring..... if that's the criteria for everyone posting it's going to be a quiet week.HBB in.