I just punched a cat

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Smackin the crap out of it is a bit of an exaggeration as well. I only hit the thing once, it wasnt a prolongued beating.

Save it for the judge.

 

[Easy 10]

eee ad a little accident yer honour

 

[Croydonbloke]

f***ing thing.

So about 2 or 3 nights ago, I'm minding my own business watching TV on the sofa in the front room. Casper is sitting on my hand practising his Colonel Bogey whistle. Easy 8 is at the front door chatting with one of his friends (with the door open). All of a sudden, my front room is INVADED by this cat who runs in. Thankfully Casper is on the ball and flies immediately up to the curtain rail, whilst I grab this cat by the scruff of the neck, drag it into the hallway, and HURL it out the front door. Bastard. Casper, a little shaken (understandably), flies back down and remains on my shoulder for most of the evening, but is a little subdued and stays unusually quiet till I put him away for the night.

Now, about twenty minutes ago, I'm sitting here at my desk in the front room. Caspers in his cage. The smaller high-up front room window is open, and I hear some scrabbling outside. I open the curtains, and that BASTARD cat is right there at the window, having scrambled up, and he thinks he's on his way into my front room again for another go at Casper. f*** that. I launched a full-on punch into the cats ribs, sent him flying back onto my patio where he hits the table and slides onto the floor. He runs and leaps up to the shed roof. I dashed outside and picked up a ceramic shell-like ornament, and hurled it at him just as he's turning to flee, striking a glancing blow on its arse. With a yowl and a hiss he's into next doors garden and off.

I'm worried now though. If I forget to close my window one night, that cat is going to be IN here and trying to savage my little pet. I will not hesitate to execute explosive violence on that feline fiend whenever I see it in my garden. Its had its warning tonight - if it comes round again, the gloves are off. I don't care who's cat it is.

I think you are out of order. Cats natural hunter instincts and all that. You over reacted and should be slightly ashamed of yourself to damage a cat in such a way. RSPCA will be in touch

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" I launched a full-on punch into the cats ribs, sent him flying back onto my patio where he hits the table and slides onto the floor. He runs and leaps up to the shed roof. I dashed outside and picked up a ceramic shell-like ornament, and hurled it at him just as he's turning to flee, striking a glancing blow on its arse. With a yowl and a hiss he's into next doors garden and off. "





I am afraid you are bang to rights Easy , expect a visit from Carla Lane soon.

 

[Easy 10]

Will do Uncle S.
I shall introduce Carla to my living, breathing, chirpy, affectionate little cockatiel. The one that would have been left in several pieces across my front room floor and garden had I done nothing to dissuade my feline visitor from leaving my premises with haste.

 

[CHAPPERS]

COCKatiels are f***ing shithouse anyway.

 

[Trufflehound]

I still have all my own hair.

I have all my own hair. And all the lodger's.

I warned him not to laugh at me...

 

[Trufflehound]

Would you punch Carla Lane if she went for your cock?




Sorry, that was meant to read: Would you punch Carla Lane if she went for your cockatiel?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

COCKatiels are f***ing shithouse anyway.

Birds don't ring my bell other Ithan I am rather partial to Owls they are shit hot acid house cool bastards but unrealistic to have one in your living room.

 

[Prof P]

Come one. Cats chose to live outside of polite society a long time ago. Licking their arses and shitting in my front garden. Why my front garden anyway. I’ve got the same little pebbles as everyone else in my street but only in my front garden are there 5-10 curly deposits a night.

The wife took my eldest to Battersea dogs home to get a pet for her 3rd birthday. My idea, an excellent one too. They came back with a f***ing cat! Here’s a tip, never let a three year old name its own animal. I am now sent out of the house every night in my dressing gown before I’m allowed to bed to shout “Hairy? HAIRY!!” down the street.

Hairy bastard.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I knew when Easy started his interest in flesh eating plants that it was the beginning of a slippery slope

 

[Wilko]

I cant believe some people on this site - It seems to be full of PC do-gooders most of the time yet here we have half of NSC suggesting it is acceptable to punch a cat. Sort it out.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Some breeds of dog have been (rightly) banned for doing "whatever takes their fancy". No I am not saying ban cats, but its a bit tough on others to say "Sorry about your two rabbits being strewn over your garden turning the grass red when you got home. I bet that was a bit upsetting. But thats what cats do, never mind eh! At least Tabby had a laugh though!".

I have never ever heard of cats attacking a rabbit. Please enlighten me.

Dave the cat lover

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/killer-cat-attack/4247706093

Voila - cat attacks rabbit. Thank you internet.

 

[Dave the OAP]

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/killer-cat-attack/4247706093

Voila - cat attacks rabbit. Thank you internet.

well we have had cats for 40 odd years and I have never seen a cat attack a rabbit...more thank likely they run away from the vicious bastards....

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We had a cat once, and yes, it brought a rabbit in on at least one occasion. It was just after the neighbours kids had got a new pet rabbit & we're trying to think of excuses for our cunning feline nobbling it. Turned out to be a wild rabbit though.

He also had countless birds, mice, voles, a few squirrel near-misses and two snakes in his time. Most of which he'd cheerfully deposit in the kitchen, where they'd either breathe their last or scarper under the fridge, while he sat there, peering underneath frustratedly, tail swishing, for the next two days.

He was great though, I loved him.

Cats, unlike dogs, don't smell. And, generally speaking, they bury their own crap, albeit in other people's gardens. Unlike dogs, which shit everywhere and then expect you to follow around with a Tesco bag, scooping their steaming turds into a bag and carrying them around the park until their walkies heads in the direction of a suitable receptacle.

 

[British Bulldog]

well we have had cats for 40 odd years and I have never seen a cat attack a rabbit...more thank likely they run away from the vicious bastards....

They do fella. An old signal box I used to work in had a cat that kept leaving rabbit heads in the bog if you forgot to close the door behind you!

 

[chip]

well we have had cats for 40 odd years and I have never seen a cat attack a rabbit...more thank likely they run away from the vicious bastards....

As is said, most cat owners are in denial. I bet yours' don't kill birds either and only poh in your garden.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There's a whole MESSAGEBOARD FULL of stuff about cats and cockatiels here:-

http://www.tailfeathersnetwork.com/community/showthread.php?t=1676

... including a wonderful post from someone who is worried that his cockatiel might attack his girlfriend's chihuahua.

 

[Dr Q]

I think Easy was well within his rights to defend his bird, within reason obviously.
Bloody fed up with the stupid womans seven cats down the road using our lawn and gravel drive as their personal bog. By law I have to clean up after my dogs which I do, but these feline shit machines are above the law! We have a simple way of dealing with it now the front garden is fenced is turn the dogs out after the culprits. Its great for the younger ones Gundog training ... he's even pointed at one before chasing! We don't let them out after the 3 legged one though, that would be unsporting.....