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I just punched a cat
- Thread starter Easy 10
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I'm advocating mental cruelty as opposed to vicious mindless thuggery - because it's a cat.
Oh and it's only water as opposed to Easy's fist.
- Jul 10, 2003
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I would have thought a punch to the head would be more effective as it normally takes a lot more body blows to take one down
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
The Large One
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Pet 'ownership'. Sheesh, what a vulgar concept...
Franks Wild Years
New member
If you do put a grill up at the window, make sure you turn it down or preferably off when you go out. You don't want to come back and find you've accidently burned the house down.
If you go for the net idea, make sure its dolphin friendly. A trapped dolphin will make a mess in your front room. However it will sing happy birthday to you so its swings and roundabouts.
If you go for the net idea, make sure its dolphin friendly. A trapped dolphin will make a mess in your front room. However it will sing happy birthday to you so its swings and roundabouts.
Freddie and Coco want to see their Uncle Al. Autumn is on it's way, and I've suggested to them that they can hibernate in your stomach rolls...?
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What do you think happens when cats fight each other and they get scratched/bitten etc. Lecture the other cat on cruelty too? It's part of nature. 
It ain't like he stabbed the thing.
It ain't like he stabbed the thing.
Franks Wild Years
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What do you think happens when cats fight each other and they get scratched/bitten etc. Lecture the other cat on cruelty too? It's part of nature.
It ain't like he stabbed the thing.
Or bummed it.
Stumpy Tim
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Quite a few people on here saying punching a cat is fine - and then say I'm a dog owner & I hate cats. It doesn't matter if you hate cats, punching an animal that doesn't even come up to your knee's is the actions of a coward.
I assume you'll be fine when someone boots your dog in the head when it does something that offends someone?
I assume you'll be fine when someone boots your dog in the head when it does something that offends someone?
marvellous
Uncle Spielberg
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A short sharp shock , cruel to be kind.
Stumpy Tim
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Not punch them for sure. Throw water them, maybe even resort to a small push. Punching an animal the size of a baby... clever stuff.
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The Large One
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If you bring either of your four-legged shit-producing machines near to me, Garfield, I will spit-roast it and eat it.Freddie and Coco want to see their Uncle Al. Autumn is on it's way, and I've suggested to them that they can hibernate in your stomach rolls...?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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As I explained earlier in the thread, throwing water at it was not an option, as it was busily clambering INTO the room at that very moment to get at the bird. I had to either act there and then, or leave it while I flapped around for a bucket of water.
The point is Stumpy, I don;t want it coming back and trying again, so my actions were primarily to get it to go away, AND dissuade it from ever coming back. Gently pushing it back out of the window and sending it on its way with \"BAD puddytat\" might make it piss off for the rest of the night, but I DON\'T want the f***ing thing hanging around my house all the time trying to get in.
Dick Knights Mumm
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I bet you wish you'd described it as a hard push.
The Large One
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Do the old Will Hay trick of balancing a bucket of water (or battery acid) on the crook of the open door or window. Then, when the cat comes in - hey presto, problem solved.
maffew
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install a cat flap with a bucket of water on the other side