I just punched a cat

[British Bulldog]

Well done Easy. The cat has to learn that if it wants to eat Casper it's going to be a very painful experience trying. Luckily i've got a dog who loves my cat to bits but hates any other cat that tries to come near my garden. We did have a stray cat who kept attacking everybodys cats around here for a while but my fishing catapult and some stones sorted that little fucker out, It has'nt been back since it got one round the side of the head.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I trust the motive was revenge?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI

I was at a fair. I threw the hoop and won the fish. The fish cried when I tried to take it home so I slapped it to shut it up. Jesus, does that make me some kind of monster ?

 

[Trufflehound]

Some cctv footage from the Easy10 household just released:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QxNJEBr_l0

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Well if anyone can suggest a method from discouraging a cat from coming into your house and eating your pet - without scaring the mog - perhaps they could make suggestions.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

This has all the makings of a Tweety & Sylvester cartoon

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Well if anyone can suggest a method from discouraging a cat from coming into your house and eating your pet - without scaring the mog - perhaps they could make suggestions.

Windows & walls should do it

 

[keaton]

Well if anyone can suggest a method from discouraging a cat from coming into your house and eating your pet - without scaring the mog - perhaps they could make suggestions.

There's a pretty massive difference between scaring something off and maliciously attacking it

 

[blue'n'white]

Bloody cats
The two little monsters next door have got two and they sodding well delight in coming into my garden and shitting all over the place. The neighbours get a bit upset when I fling it back though . . .

 

[Billy the Fish]

Well if anyone can suggest a method from discouraging a cat from coming into your house and eating your pet - without scaring the mog - perhaps they could make suggestions.

In robert dyas at the moment there's a whole special section with loads of gagets to keep out various animals including cats. I can see where easy is coming from, as long as he didn't hurt it too bad. That said, if I ever saw anyone punch my cat I'd kick their head in.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

If i get home & find my cat has a black eye, im gonna hunt you down easy !!!!

not that that ive seen my cat for 4 years

 

[Easy 10]

I dont enjoy attacking animals, but that cat needed to get a strong message that he absolutely will not be tolerated inside my house. I know why he;s keen to get in - because he knows there is a bird in my living room. Realistically I am going to have windows open during the summer, and I can;t absolutely guarantee I will be in that room 100% of the time when the window is open. Its a pain in the arse now though, because I am going to have to REMEMBER to close that window all the time I;m not there.

I would never physically maim it, but whenever I see it hanging around, its going to get a toe up its arse. And if I catch it trying to get in again, it will be struck hard.

 

[Easy 10]

Wow - your a hardman, kicking shit out of a cat, well impressive. Bet the kids are proud.

Proud ? Not particularly. But Id prefer them not to come downstairs one day and find their pet cockatiel ripped to bits, or dead in its cage from shock. If the cat has to take a bit of punishment to get the message, then so be it.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

It's a f***ing cat. It tried to go somewhere it shouldn't, and do something it shouldn't. It got a wallop for it's trouble. It should have been in a sack and lobbed off the end of the peer.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

And if I catch it trying to get in again, it will be struck hard.

That's fine, as long as you're prepared to be struck hard with a hefty fine if you're caught doing it.

 

[keaton]

I've never met Easy10, am i right in imaging he's rock hard, handsome and massively endowed?

 

[Easy 10]

I;ll do what is necessary to dissuade this determined moggy from having its lunch in my living room.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I don't know what makes someone more of a wanker hitting a cat or boasting about it

I reckon the Cat got what was coming to it. If it lives by the sword it has to be prepared to die by the sword.

 

[Easy 10]

I\\\'ve never met Easy10, am i right in imaging he\\\'s rock hard, handsome and massively endowed?

A bit wobbly, facially challenged and hung like a fieldmouse. But I give to charity, I;m nice to my mum, I remember birthdays, and I still have all my own hair.

 

[keaton]

I reckon the Cat got what was coming to it. If it lives by the sword it has to be prepared to die by the sword.

A cat doesn't know any better, a human should do.

 

[Easy 10]

A cat doesn\'t know any better, a human should do.

Next time, I;ll just politely ask it to vacate my front room then shall I ?