I just punched a cat

[murciagull]

It's a f***ing cat. It tried to go somewhere it shouldn't, and do something it shouldn't. It got a wallop for it's trouble. It should have been in a sack and lobbed off the end of the peer.

Which peer would that be perhaps Lord B would be up for it?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I fecking love NSC, it's topics just like this when you miss LI's input

I'd never punch a cat but I do kill chickens

Kev, waddya mean you kill chickens?

Who was the bloke at work we used to call the chicken commandant?

Was it bob ferrier?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Nah! There's no way you could relate cat punchin to the tattie famine.

OK. Cat punching is a manifestation of male violence that is prevalent in today's society, the overwhelming need to prove that you are above something else in the evolutionary chain.

British society has a direct history of colonisation, the erstwhile need to prove that they are stronger and better than other nationalities. Because British society no longer has the ability to colonise weaker nations, our inherent need to prove strength through violence is frustrated.

The Irish potato famine was brought about by the need of the British to subjugate the Irish. By denying the Irish aid, we made concrete our power over them, demonstrating that we had the power of life and death over them.

Ergo - potato famine - show of power - colonisation - nowhere to colonise - frustation over position in natural power chain - punch cats in frustration.

Who needs LI?

 

[rool]

Kev, waddya mean you kill chickens?

Who was the bloke at work we used to call the chicken commandant?

Was it bob ferrier?

I keep chickens (free range of course) for eggs and the table.

I remember bob but can't remember calling him that. Nice bloke though, he paid for my ticket to the 83 cup final, dunno why but I wasn't complaining.

 

[Scotty Mac]

the only decent place for cats is in a soup

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6974687.stm

Australians get it right again!

I told you they tasted like chicken.

 

[dougdeep]

the only decent place for cats is in a soup

http://catrecipes.com

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

http://catrecipes.com

FOOL!

You forgot to peel them first.

 

[dougdeep]

Here's one he punched earlier.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Here's one he punched earlier.

Nice. You could feed an entire Ethiopian village on that for weeks. I must give Bob Geldog a ring, see if he fancies "Cat Aid" - to supply every village with a cat farm.

Can you milk cats as well?

 

[Buzzer]

Nice. You could feed an entire Ethiopian village on that for weeks. I must give Bob Geldog a ring, see if he fancies "Cat Aid" - to supply every village with a cat farm.

Can you milk cats as well?

I can see those charity muggers now - can you spare a minute for cat aids please?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!

 

[dougdeep]

That's him, the tubby one, get him lads.

 

[Buzzer]

Easy 10's actions have depressed the cat so much.....

 

[dougdeep]

 

[Buzzer]

Doug - I think you've just made this thread NSC gold.

I'm still laughing

 

[dougdeep]

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

That's him, the tubby one, get him lads.

Hang on - why is the cat in the middle displaying port and starboard night lights? He's got one red and one green eye!

f***, that is disturbing. And why are they all stood by that door? Has Tank locked himself in the shitter with a KFC bargain bucket again?

 

[Buzzer]

Glass of cat anyone?

 

[Goodfella]

I've got my eye on you lot.