I just punched a cat

[glasfryn]

No they aren't. Sparrows are non-migratory.

OK ! OK! I have looked on so many sites to find which bird it is and all I come up with is uccelli so if anyone knows what the translation is ................................

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

cat v cockerel = fair fight

cat v easy with size 10 boots = unfair fight


bit like Albion v MU with Albion wearing blindfolds

But surely the very nature of, er, nature, is that it is inherently unfair and everyone has a place in the order of things.

Sparrow -> Cat - > Easy10

It's a logical food chain, the cat just wasn't expecting Easy10 to fulfil his role in it.

 

[Grendel]

Uccelli is Italian for "birds".

 

[Dave the OAP]

I don't give a fig about cats but guinea pigs are cute. How could you even think about eating this little fella?

mmmmm....guinea pig sandwich..........


:braders::braders::braders::braders:

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

signorita - surely ?

 

[Buzzer]

mmmmm....guinea pig sandwich..........


:braders::braders::braders::braders:

Oy! - a guinea pig is for life not just something to snack on mid-afternoon.

 

[Easy 10]

cat v cockerel = fair fight

cat v easy with size 10 boots = unfair fight

Ahh, so by that definition, I am not allowed to defend Casper from being attacked by the cat, because the cat has little or no chance in defeating me in combat ?

 

[Buzzer]

twatting a cat because it's trying to kill your budgie isn't cruelty.

Dressing them up as a cowboy, tying them to a dining room chair and getting them to lick peanut butter off your bollocks whilst you lie underneath a glass coffee table wanking whilst the next door neighbours wife takes a shit on it - that's cruelty.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Ahh, so by that definition, I am not allowed to defend Casper from being attacked by the cat, because the cat has little or no chance in defeating me in combat ?

unless its a ninja cat!!!!!

they are fecking hard bastards

 

[Franks Wild Years]

twatting a cat because it's trying to kill your budgie isn't cruelty.

Dressing them up as a cowboy, tying them to a dining room chair and getting them to lick peanut butter off your bollocks whilst you lie underneath a glass coffee table wanking whilst the next door neighbours wife takes a shit on it - that's cruelty.[/

QUOTE]

If the cat is tied to a chair and is licking your bollocks as you lie on under a coffee table would mean either :
A The chair is very short. or
B The coffee table is very high. or
c Both items of furniture are the regulation size but the cat has a massivly long tongue. or
D You have huge L shaped bollocks that some how reach the cat.

Which is it ?

 

[Buzzer]

none. a long lead is sufficient for it to work well.





probably.

 

[Easy 10]

I cant believe that didn\'t occur to you Mr Years

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I cant believe that didn\'t occur to you Mr Years

Boy do I feel stupid now ?

 

[Buzzer]

Boy do I feel stupid now ?

which one did you try then?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Anyone want to buy a dinning chair with the legs sawn off ? Silly really with my huge L shaped bollocks I needn't have bothered.

 

[Buzzer]

 

[rool]

I fecking love NSC, it's topics just like this when you miss LI's input

I'd never punch a cat but I do kill chickens

 

[Easy 10]

I fecking love NSC, it\'s topics just like this when you miss LI\'s input

He;d probably come out with an in-depth psuedo-intellectual pyschoanalysis as to why I hit the cat, the socio-economic ramifications of that decision, the implications in terms of fisticuff/cat collision, and then relate it all back to something that happened in Ireland 300 years ago.

 

[Zed Seagull]

He;d probably come out with an in-depth psuedo-intellectual pyschoanalysis as to why I hit the cat, the socio-economic ramifications of that decision, the implications in terms of fisticuff/cat collision, and then relate it all back to something that happened in Ireland 300 years ago.

Nah! There's no way you could relate cat punchin to the tattie famine.

 

[Buzzer]

LI could

using post-modernist irony. (I still laugh when I think of that phrase in the Dessiegate thread.