I came this close to BELTING a woman tonight...

[Easy 10]

No, not really hopkins. Her top lip has gone all "Rio Ferdinand". Still, its not the first time she's had a large swelling by her mouth.

 

[Easy 10]

Can you press charges in respect of a big hairy KISS from Alan?

De-dah!

Good effort Milky, just need some work on the delivery

 

[Parson Henry]

Good effort Milky, just need some work on the delivery

You are being kind, Mr one more than 9, but I fear I have damaged my very limited reputation.

 

[British Bulldog]

Sympathy to Mrs 10. I think the shock of getting punched is much worse than the actual punch itself.

Nail on the head there Mr BOF. Hope your missus makes a speedy recovery from this incident Easy 10, There's far too much of this type of thing going on these days and what kind of an example does it set to that womans kids. As much as it would've angered anbody in your position you done the right thing by not sinking down to her level.

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

Her nose has been bleeding all evening, she's got a swollen lip, and it looks like she'll have a couple of shiners come up by the morning.

All that from one punch off a bird?




*runs for cover

 

[Easy 10]

Well, she's only little.
Thankfully the shiners didn't materialise in the end.

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

Bless her. Hope she's feels better soon.


I still think 'pissing through the neighbours letterbox' is the best all round resolution.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't know where she lives. I'll keep a bag of piss by the door though, just in case I see her.

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

I don't know where she lives. I'll keep a bag of piss by the door though, just in case I see her.

Hold on a second. The offender was visiting one of your neighbours right? How do you get on with this particular neighbour? Get round there and put a bit of pressure on them to tell you the pikey scums address...then we can ALL go round their and piss through her letterbox.

I bet she lives in Watling Court.

 

[Parson Henry]

I don't know where she lives. I'll keep a bag of piss by the door though, just in case I see her.

How will you keep Scott McGleish from wandering?

 

[algie]

Seething.
Absolutely SEETHING.
My missus was punched in the FACE tonight by some two-bit drunken pikey slag, while she attempted to break up an argument between neighbours. Her nose has been bleeding all evening, she's got a swollen lip, and it looks like she'll have a couple of shiners come up by the morning. Despite this, she decided not to press charges (mainly to save that f***ing APES young kids the trauma of seeing their pissed-up mother being carted off in the back of a police van), but it was all I could do to stop myself from laying that f***ing dog out myself as I had it out with her in the street.

The police were very good, got here within about 10 mins and got all the details from me and the wife, spoke to the slag, and will take action if we decide to press charges (they said straight away they could arrest her tonight as she's clearly drunk, and can see by the state of my other half exactly who the aggressor was, plus witnesses outside who saw it happen).


I'm not one for confrontation, and this is the first violent incident we've ever been involved with in our close, but I came to within an *inch* of punching that munter in the gob tonight (although it'd probably have resulted in ME being in the back of a police car).

Some people. f***ing ANIMALS.

You probably did the right thing mate.Personally i reckon i would of slapped her hard.There are some women out there who deserve it.There's nothing worse then a woman thinking she can have a man either.

 

[Easy 10]

Hold on a second. The offender was visiting one of your neighbours right? How do you get on with this particular neighbour? Get round there and put a bit of pressure on them to tell you the pikey scums address...then we can ALL go round their and piss through her letterbox.

I bet she lives in Watling Court.

The neighbour she was visiting I don't really know at all. She lives the other side of the close, and we don't mix with the likes of them.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Hope Joanne's alright, wish her the best from me

 

[algie]

The neighbour she was visiting I don't really know at all. She lives the other side of the close, and we don't mix with the likes of them.

I live in a block of six flats and i couldn't wish for better set of neighbours.Thats a miricle in itself as you normally get at least one bad council tenant.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Hope that your missus is feeling better , Easy. I like the idea of posting a shit parcel through this slags letterbox to get even with her.
p.s. How did you know that she was from Croydon ?

 

[hopkins]

I don't know where she lives. I'll keep a bag of piss by the door though, just in case I see her.

Could i make a suggestion, i think your making a big mistake !!

















Id keep the piss in a cup rather than a bag, less prone to holes.

 

[algie]

Hope that your missus is feeling better , Easy. I like the idea of posting a shit parcel through this slags letterbox to get even with her.
p.s. How did you know that she was from Croydon ?

She had tattoos,four kids and smoked old holburn.Oh and she had teeth missing.Thats a New Addington girl for you

 

[Chesney Christ]

You should've punched her in the face, mate. Hitting a "lady" is obviously wrong but if the woman in question shows no ladylike tendencies whatsoever (which it sounds like she didn't) then I think she is fair game......

 

[Everest]

The neighbour she was visiting I don't really know at all. She lives the other side of the close, and we don't mix with the likes of them.

Oi bastard. My step daughter lives round the other end of the close. Good job she's got f***ing cancer then ain't it?

 

[Lokki 7]

Re: Re: I came this close to BELTING a woman tonight...

There's nothing worse then a woman thinking she can have a man either.

You're right, there really is NOTHING in this world worse than that is there?