I came this close to BELTING a woman tonight...

[Bluejuice]

You've done well to restrain yourself Easy. Some people really don't deserve the patience you and the mrs have shown.

Warmest wishes to your bruised better half

 

[Hiney]

Hiney's missus will SORT her out!

Seriously Easy, I hope your good lady is feeling better this morning. I think you're probably right not to press charges - could cause MORE aggravation in the long run.

Pissing in her letterbox sounds good though.

 

[Race]

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Pissing in her letterbox sounds good though. [/B]

Yep, followed by a hot steaming turd.

 

[Parson Henry]

Am I allowed to try to make an amusing comment yet Easy? Sort of one which will make you laugh and revitalise the spirit within you?

 

[desprateseagull]

arrest her already- the kids deserve better.

 

[Everest]

Who were they Easy? What numbers?

 

[Easy 10]

Am I allowed to try to make an amusing comment yet Easy? Sort of one which will make you laugh and revitalise the spirit within you?

Fire away Milky, I've cooled down now.

 

[Easy 10]

Who were they Easy? What numbers?

I gather "punchy" doesn't actually live in the close. She's local, but was just visiting one of her mates, not sure what number.

 

[byf]

Shame you dont live up north like me.

I moved up here so I can legally beat my bird senseless

 

[Napper]

sounds a nightmare, hope all turns out alright.

I punched an ex in the face years ago . She was a trailor trashy giirl and i dunno how i ended up in so deep with her , anyway , after another row she was leaning in the car and full on punchin me in the face , i couldnt restrain her or get my seat belt off and Im not talking girly slaps. The only way to stop her was to throw a right hander at half power into head ...it was the only bit i could hit, She retreated immeadiately + I got the hell out of dodge , never to be seen again,

I felt bad about it but I really dont know what else I could of done , talking was not an option

 

[Parson Henry]

Fire away Milky, I've cooled down now.

OK then.

 

[Parson Henry]

Thanks for the kind comments peeps, I'll pass them on to Mrs Easy (along with a big hairy KISS from you Alan). She's decided not to press charges, as it would probably be more trouble than its worth in the long run. The cops went over and gave this woman a warning, so hopefully that should be the end of it. Presumably she's sobered up in the cold light of day, so I hope she at least feels thoroughly embarrassed and ashamed of herself. But with pikey lowlife scum like her, even that is probably too much to expect.

Can you press charges in respect of a big hairy KISS from Alan?

De-dah!

 

[Rusco]

Can you press charges in respect of a big hairy KISS from Alan?

De-dah!

Comments that have a big build are never funny are they

 

[Parson Henry]

Comments that have a big build are never funny are they

Rusco almost all of my comments are rarely funny. Allow me the flexibility to post them for my own due benefit.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Can you press charges in respect of a big hairy KISS from Alan?

De-dah!

Booooo. Get off! Rubbish.

 

[Parson Henry]

Booooo. Get off! Rubbish.

You forgot to hurl that rottten tomato.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

And take this *throws rotten tomatoe* with you.

 

[Parson Henry]

And take this *throws rotten tomatoe* with you.

Thank you Franko. I now feel complete.

 

[Commander]

Shame you dont live up north like me.

I moved up here so I can legally beat my bird senseless

 

[hopkins]

Anything like this ?