I am attending a lecture given by Bill Archer next week...

[blue and white army]

Excuse me, but I just adjusted your link, as it didn't quite work as you first added it.

Many Thanks

 

[wigman]

You have to be in the front row and with Albion colours for a start ;that will definately make feel uneasy.You have to ask an Albion related question that will embarass him at the very least and finally ,teach all your fellow students the words to build a bonfire and sing it loud and proud.

 

[jonesie]

get to the lecture hall early, put lots of albion related posters up. drape a load of albion scarfs over the place. hang lots of blue and white balloons everywhere, sit in the front with yor albion shirt on and let your sussex by the sea ringtone off a few times anf finally pay someone to lamp him a few times, you wont get in trouble and can graduate with honours!

 

[East Staffs Gull]

Hide a phone with a GOSBTS ringtone behind the stage. Ring that phone several times during his talk, but hang up each time before the phone can be located.

 

[LABHA]

Ask him,is he still sucking off bellotti.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I like the idea of sitting right at the front in a Brighton shirt. Perhaps when he stops talking for a second, you can initiate some slow hand clapping whilst muttering "Wanker" after each clap.

But would he even know it was an Albion shirt

 

[Notters]

You should deffo hand out some sort of leaflet, or put them on / under seats.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Tell him that your little brother's quite the entrepreneur and has just raided his piggy bank and found the sum of £56.25. Then ask him what he would recommend investing in.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Tell him that I weed all over the front doors of Focus DIY in Chesterfield

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[Everest]

Ask him if someone could really make a success of a sports business when they live 225 miles away and know absolutely feck all about that sport.

 

[portlock seagull]

1. Why do you need several more million at the expense of an entire community when you've got hundreds already? Why? FFS, why?

2. Are you aware people are still prepared to commute hundreds of miles just to shit on your grave when you're gone? That's going to be really unpleasent for your family to clear up, presuming they'll mourn for you that is - so how about a large donation to the Falmer Fund to avoid this potential scenario? After all, you can't take it with you and what if there is a God after all? He's not going to be too impressed with your greed-filled life is he? Time's running out Bill.....

 

[Djmiles]

But would he even know it was an Albion shirt

If the thread starter wears one with skint on the front, I can't imagine the Wanker not knowing it's a Brighton shirt.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

1. Why do you need several more million at the expense of an entire community when you've got hundreds already? Why? FFS, why?

2. Are you aware people are still prepared to commute hundreds of miles just to shit on your grave when you're gone? That's going to be really unpleasent for your family to clear up, presuming they'll mourn for you that is - so how about a large donation to the Falmer Fund to avoid this potential scenario? After all, you can't take it with you and what if there is a God after all? He's not going to be too impressed with your greed-filled life is he? Time's running out Bill.....

Well said that man

 

[Don Quixote]

Bundle him in a van and bring him to me.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Ask him if he remembers us and if he says no hit the **** in the face good and f***ing hard then kick him saying **** repeatedly
then spit on him and say you horrible Bastard

 

[SNOOBS]

Wearing a BHA shirt and sitting at the front is a great suggestion for one. Asking him if he still looks out for results is also a good start, starting in a polite manor before unreeling into a brutal attack of abuse. Get someone to video it and you will be an Albion legend...

 

[Mendoza]

Print a few of these off and strategically place them round the stage and lecture hall

 

[Notters]

I've got a good one, you and as many of your mates as possible all sit in the front row in Albion shirts, under zip-up tops. After he starts speaking unzip them in order, one at a time...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am still slightly puzzled as to why they painted it that way round. Does anyone want to own up to that? I am amazed the the referee let the game go ahead. They would not do that nowadays.

 

[Giraffe]

I am still slightly puzzled as to why they painted it that way round.

I assumed at the time it was for the tv cameras.