I am attending a lecture given by Bill Archer next week...

[seagull_special]

I would chuck a tenner at him, bulldoze his house and sell the site to Tesco for £23000000

 

[RM-Taylor]

There's a few NSCers in the Newcastle area, I think they should be informed also so they can all have a little pop

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I would bribe the technicians to put a slide of the cover of "Build a bonfire" followed by pictures of the goldstone being ripped down - with a few choice quotes of what he said at the time. I'm sure we can get some sort of funding together!

That or wait until he says "any questions / comments" and just shout C*NT at him - that's what i'd do

 

[Evil Edna]

Ask him if he sees St James Park as a good site for a retail park.

Ha ha like it

 

[Insel affe]

Just wear a Brighton shirt and sit at the front, crossed armed staring at him the whole time.

i like that one, maybe everynow and again you could just slowly run a finger accross your neck and smile slightly....!

 

[Insel affe]

I would chuck a tenner at him, bulldoze his house and sell the site to Tesco for £23000000

Thats my Quote of the week.....

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

The brass neck of the man......these people are bloody shameless. How in God's name can this guy be bragging about business success.

 

[Barry Izbak]

The brass neck of the man......these people are bloody shameless. How in God's name can this guy be bragging about business success.

To you and me he's the anti-Christ.
To business students anyone who can sell a brown field site (twice) for a fkg great profit that helps him climb into the Top250 richest cnuts in Britain is someone they can learn from.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

The brass neck of the man......these people are bloody shameless. How in God's name can this guy be bragging about business success.

Because he's a multi-millionaire businessman, who's had success with every business he's owned, with one notable exception.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Take a catapult in and twang a sneaky ball bearing at the twat.Then he can put his eye patch on again and pretend he is a pirate.

 

[brulee]

ask him if there is anything he would not do to make a quick buck and was it good bussiness to sell the goldstone for 7 million pounds and one year later it was sold for 28 million. hate him with a vengeance

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I really dont think i could go if i was in your position no matter how important it was.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I'd start off gently, giving him some room to hang himself. Do you think you can be successful and ethical, respectful of others, that sort of thing.

Then depending on what he says, hit him with some form of the 'What would your view be of a grotesquely greedy multi-millionaire shitting on an entire community for the sake of a few more quid in the bank?"

I think that falls short of all-out abuse, while maintaining integrity.

Got to be along the lines of this, a question about business ethics. If you shout at him you'll just look like a twat, don't wear your alboin shirt either, you'll never be allowed to ask a question, and even if you were allowed, he'll expect it and you'll lose the element of surprise.

That said, you've got to try and do something, you won't respect yourself if you pass up this opportunity. Personally I'd be tempted to just come straight out with it rather than making a veiled dig.
"Do you think it's ethical for a business man to buy a football club for the price of a cheap night out, then asset strip it by selling it's ground for 8 million pounds, and then try to take the money for youself and your lapdog, after winding the club up of course"

 

[Uncle Buck]

I would just get there early, sit dead centre wearing the Albion shirt. And then, when he pauses for a moment or two, break out into a chorus of "Bill Archer, is a wanker, is a wanker". Though, I myself wouldn't do that, I'd be more subtle and get sussex by the sea as a ringtone, and set it off. Mess with the mind.

What will the stewards do?

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

What will the stewards do?

Stand around him and then bundle him out when the stage is rushed.

 

[coventrygull]

Ask him to sign your copy of "Build a Bonfire"

 

[The Timekeeper]

Ask him if he bought his sofa from DFS, then tell him you know a good DFS branch in Hove and see what his reaction is.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

You're a f***ing C***. Rot in hell you dirty rotten C***.

 

[wizo7]

I would just get there early, sit dead centre wearing the Albion shirt. And then, when he pauses for a moment or two, break out into a chorus of "Bill Archer, is a wanker, is a wanker". Though, I myself wouldn't do that, I'd be more subtle and get sussex by the sea as a ringtone, and set it off. Mess with the mind.

That really tickled me! had a goo chuckle to that! lol

 

[strings]

Or you could piss in a waterballoon and throw it at him on the way out. Get in the middle of a crowd of people so that the Uni can't punish you!

One thing I would point out is that you don't want to get in trouble with the Uni - Archer is a worthless peice of shit - it is certainly not worth getting yourself in trouble on his behalf.