What stewards? I went to a talk with a load of MPs the other day and there weren't any stewards...
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I am attending a lecture given by Bill Archer next week...
- Thread starter Brian Fantana
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What stewards? I went to a talk with a load of MPs the other day and there weren't any stewards...
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Take a noose with you into the lecture , you never know , those Geordies might enjoy a lynching.
driller
my life my word
every time he pauses just cough **** or wnaker etc.
BensGrandad
New member
Ask him if he is backing the Blooms financially.
Ask what his opinion is on directors who flaunt the rules, act in their own interests with total disregard to the businesses staff and its customers and if there is a suitable business model he would suggest to save a community business that has been stripped of its assets by these directors.
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
I actually think this is the best thing you can do.
Simply turn up and make him feel uneasy. He'll be shitting himself that at any moment you could spring up to punch him in the mouth or shower abuse at him.
You should also make sure as many people in your lecture as possible know about his past in the hope that some of the more rebellious sorts might ask some awkward questions
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
hand out raw eggs and a short precis on what Archer did to our beloved club to all the attendees.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
well you could ask him how he turns a £56 investment into £25 million by selling the land
NMH
Banned
.....while slowly undoing a f***-off heavy bastard pair of deep-sea diver's boots
Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
I like the idea of sitting right at the front in a Brighton shirt. Perhaps when he stops talking for a second, you can initiate some slow hand clapping whilst muttering "Wanker" after each clap.
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Can you get hold of a rocket launcher between now and the lecture?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Ask him why he sold Brighton & Hove Albion down the river and ripped the heart out of a near hundred year old institution? 
Definately the way forward although wear the 1983 cup final sponge finger, this will definately unnerve him.
Failing that if it gets to you, push him over, shit on him and ask him how it feels!
Uncle Buck
Ghost Writer
- Jul 7, 2003
- 28,075
Does he still double up as Pudsey Bear for Children in Need?
NMH
Banned
What, and have the **** sitting in a whole hall of enthralled admirers all clapping blithely unaware, un-fettered by the presence of someone who knows what a f***ing worthless heap of stinking shit he truly is?
You have got to be there.
And yes, since openly doing anything aggressive and illegal will harm mostly you - select questions that are economical (not a litany of them so he can know to avoid you after the first one), and that can make him as uncomfortable as possible. The good suggestion someone made earlier, of a lead-in question that gets him open, then a spearheader that pins the fucker to his high podium.
NMH
Banned
....then ask if he took that into consideration when worming his way through the buying and selling of Brighton and Hove Albion's home ground for his own personal gain.
blue and white army
New member
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Archer_(businessman) brilliant reading
ATFC Seagull
Aberystwyth Town FC
Bear in mind you'll probably only get one question anyway, especially if you're clearly moving towards this agenda. Just go for the kill in a polite way - one of the "is it ethical to asset strip a key part of a community" questions ought to do it (they are phrased ever so eloquently above).
NMH
Banned
Excuse me, but I just adjusted your link, as it didn't quite work as you first added it.