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[Misc] How many poos do you do each day?

How many poos do you do each day?


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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,729
Faversham
Given that we can talk about these things openly these days, I thought I'd start a poll. Me? I do four or five. I did the Bowel Cancer test thing I got through the post recently and that was all clear, so I suspect I'm OK.
I went through the whole process from a diagnosis of diverticulosis 25 years ago, to a a colonoscopy (all clear) to self-diagnosed lactose intolerance and imposed diagnosis (by Mrs T) of gluten intolerance.

It is clear I have lactose intolerance which is managed easily (lactose free milk and cheese, and lactase pills when I fancy some proper cheese).

However when I spent 10 days in Brazil last year, I ate any old crap and the guts were fine. 2-3 uncomplicated evacuations a day. My time in Brazil was insanely relaxing. I had some talks to give to students, but I find that an easy job. I was looked after and didn't have to think about anything.

So my assessment now is that anxiety is the main cause of 'liveliness', with a 20% add on from lactose. When I am stressed the guts settle. When I have too much time on my hands and start mithering about trivia, the guts go mad.

It is about the balance between the parasympathetic nervous system (that manages things when you are safe in your warm cave) and the sympathetic (that gets you into fight mode). Fight mode suits my guts. Safe mode is a problem, especially when I want to be safe but my job makes me go up to London. Still..... mind over matter seems to be working now.
 










SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,207
London
I went through the whole process from a diagnosis of diverticulosis 25 years ago, to a a colonoscopy (all clear) to self-diagnosed lactose intolerance and imposed diagnosis (by Mrs T) of gluten intolerance.

It is clear I have lactose intolerance which is managed easily (lactose free milk and cheese, and lactase pills when I fancy some proper cheese).

However when I spent 10 days in Brazil last year, I ate any old crap and the guts were fine. 2-3 uncomplicated evacuations a day. My time in Brazil was insanely relaxing. I had some talks to give to students, but I find that an easy job. I was looked after and didn't have to think about anything.

So my assessment now is that anxiety is the main cause of 'liveliness', with a 20% add on from lactose. When I am stressed the guts settle. When I have too much time on my hands and start mithering about trivia, the guts go mad.

It is about the balance between the parasympathetic nervous system (that manages things when you are safe in your warm cave) and the sympathetic (that gets you into fight mode). Fight mode suits my guts. Safe mode is a problem, especially when I want to be safe but my job makes me go up to London. Still..... mind over matter seems to be working now.
Good point. Although I’m ‘regular’, the consistency of my bowel evacuations varies. If I’ve had a good nights sleep, and am relatively stress free, I pass a healthy Bourneville Ballistic. If I’m stressed or tired, I pass a cross between Chocomel & Nutella!
 




Titanic

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Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,964
West Sussex
what consistency are your stools?
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Surf's Up

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Jul 17, 2011
10,468
Here
My daily intake of oat and wheat bran ensures a perfect consistency and a once per day regularity that you can set your clock by. Smug??? who, me???
 


Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,468
Here
.......... and using Titanic's extremely helpful classification - I am a Type 4.
 




marcos3263

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Oct 29, 2009
959
Fishersgate and Proud
I'm daily, get up, shit, shower, get on with my day.

My 10 year old son (who seems very healthy but takes after his mother in this regard) poos once a week and its a monster.

Its like King Kong's finger and always blocks up the loo. So I have to deal with it.

I've asked him to try to go more often but mother doesnt want him to force it out and collapse his anus.

Equally I don't want to have to wrestle with it when I get in from work.
 


Titanic

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Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,964
West Sussex
I'm daily, get up, shit, shower, get on with my day.

My 10 year old son (who seems very healthy but takes after his mother in this regard) poos once a week and its a monster.

Its like King Kong's finger and always blocks up the loo. So I have to deal with it.

I've asked him to try to go more often but mother doesnt want him to force it out and collapse his anus.

Equally I don't want to have to wrestle with it when I get in from work.

Based on the chart above - perhaps you could reduce the fibre in his diet?
 






SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,207
London
So, the most popular thread on NSC today is about.....poop!

Gotta love the international break eh? ???
 












GJN1

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2014
1,569
Brighton
I should add that I eat a largely vegetarian/vegan diet and I've never eaten cheese or butter and don't drink milk. That may explain things.
 








Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Blimey where's the intestinal fortitude?

1 a day 27 minutes after getting out of bed.
 


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