How do you stop a cat shatting in your garden?

[Caveman]

Wan't me to send my "Wembley" round to chase it away?

Is this a lady with two large towers...? If so anytime after 5.30pm

 

[Dr Schnell]

Is this a lady with two large towers...? If so anytime after 5.30pm

If its the new Wembley then its a bloke with a large ring. Still want him any time after 5.30?

 

[Caveman]

If its the new Wembley then its a bloke with a large ring. Still want him any time after 5.30?

No thanks, although you could try Brighton Rock.

 

[Caveman]

Somebody has just suggested a Curry Plant might work...? Anyone tried this before?

I'll try the following first....

Lemon juice
Vinegar
Lion poo
My poo
curry plant
Revolver

 

[Gully]

Exactly the same problem here. Moved into my house about 2 months ago, the neighbourhood cats use the wood chip in my front garden as their own personal toilet, problem is that one leaves a deposit then the others all come back to reclaim their territory. As for the claim that all cats bury it, sorry to dispell that theory but a couple of them have taken to dumping on my back lawn too.

I will try the one that smells of lion crap, hopefully it will work. Sad thing is that I can't abide dogs and was thinking of getting a cat, might have to resort to getting a mutt to chase all the cats away...

 

[sullyupthewing]

Get a high powered pump action water pistol, knocks em bandy.

 

[graz126]

we have 2 cats not that i really like them but they belong to the wife when i moved in.
when putting in new plants in the garden it makes the soil nice soft and fresh for them, so they shit all over the fresh patch. so now what we do is keep a little spot of freshly dug soil for them to shit in as they will not use a litter tray.
also any other fresh soil we put crushed garlic and lemon juice on it. it keeps them off long enough for the soil to settle down again.

 

[graz126]

orange peel does not work as suggested because it drys out too quick.

 

[curly]

chilli powder, best thing, just sprinkle it where the cat usually shats, cats always sniff where they want to shat

 

[US Seagull]

Get some stuff called Silent Roar. Its Lion dung pellets.

I'd hate to be the guy who follows the lion around with a scooper

 

[portslade seagull]

sorry to say this but putting woodchip down is
like cat heaven, It advertises to every cat
in the area that its the biggest cat litter tray in the
patch.Believe me i've has the same thing happen
when i woodchipped my garden.I put up the white
flag in the end and just mixed it up with the soil,
could'nt stand the stench.
maybe a rottweiler !!!!!!!!!1

 

[bhaexpress]

Have you ever tried to get rid of a Rottweiller's shit ? Not recommended.

 

[portslade seagull]

i've got a rabbit that has a free rein to run in the
garden,if he sees a cat his immediate response is
to attempt to shag its brains out....he's latched onto 2 cats
never had a problem he sees them off.

 

[oapdodge]

A big dog? Try shooting it with a water pistol worked for me.

 

[Beach Hut]

Water pistol or bucket of water - they soon get the message

 

[Caveman]

Oh for f**k sake! I come home from work, think what a lovely evening and decide to cut the grass in the back garden while pondering over the above. Hey what do I find THEY’VE SHIT ALL OVER THE GRASS AS WELL!!!

Don’t these f**king creatures have a conscious?

 

[nail-Z]

We've got a dog but cats still shit in our garden.

It's not a problem though - as the dog eats cat shit.

 

[nwgull]

Try hot curry powder, cats like to sniff where they are going to crap and then the turd itself for some reason.

 

[Gully]

Maybe I should try what my two brothers did as kids when a neighbours cat came into our house and terrorised ours, they caught him, put him in a bath of cold water and then put mustard on his arse. Funny thing but he never came in the house again, or the garden for that matter and if he saw either of them was off faster than a bullet from a gun.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

got to say that this has got to be the funniest thread in ages!!