Northstander
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How do you stop a cat shatting in your garden?
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glasfryn
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gazwag said:
great stuff and it works on the theory that the cat that passed it is huge(and probably is) and will put the fear of crist up the fowling cat.
most of the other suggestions are illegal and would constitute cruelty to the cat.
and any defence that the cat should not be in your garden won't wash as cats have a legal right to roam anywhere.
the last person who went to court for doing just that was fined £1000 and threatened with jail.
and when the new animal wefare law comes in you dare'nt look at an animal the wrong way and your feet won't touch.
Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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gazwag said:
Is that the stuff they spray at Withdean before Albion home games? Certainly seems to work
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My mother has the same problem and apparently on the SCR gardening program the other day a listener asked how to get rid of cats and was told lay some empty glass/plastic pop bottles in the garden as cats do not like a reflection of themselves and it will scare them off. She now has 8 empty coke bottles near where her beans go.
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Tom Hark Preston Park
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glasfryn said:
Yes, but does the cat know that?
Gully
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...anyway, I found the perfect way to stop cats crapping in my front garden, I moved home...instead of a nice little patch of gravel and wood chip then would now have to dig into concrete...try that for size ya buggers!
You must wait now to the summer months and sometime during july or august you must build yourself a hide made from twigs and suchlike.
When returning from the pub after a session of between 5 and 8 pints of beer you must deposit yourself with an array of different types of weapon in your hide and await your enemies appearence.They are fairly noisy prior to weeing so you will hear them.You might want to have a friend in with you for company.
When the cat appears ( leave spy holes in tent/hide) hit him with everything you`ve got.
Blowpipes and airguns are best.
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Alternatively they do sell some very effective pepper powders that you can put down
When returning from the pub after a session of between 5 and 8 pints of beer you must deposit yourself with an array of different types of weapon in your hide and await your enemies appearence.They are fairly noisy prior to weeing so you will hear them.You might want to have a friend in with you for company.
When the cat appears ( leave spy holes in tent/hide) hit him with everything you`ve got.
Blowpipes and airguns are best.
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Alternatively they do sell some very effective pepper powders that you can put down
Caveman
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- Jul 14, 2003
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I've managed to soak one of the little bastards, but I think they like it as they seem to come back and taunt me, they keep squirting some spray out of their anus on one of my trees in the back garden. I'll try the pub idea in the summer!!!
I have a long term plan, I scare the shit out of the fluffy fucker that shits in our garden, new scare tool is a starting pistol
another one that works is exlax chocolate, I stick that down out the back of the workshop for the dogs, hopefully they loose control at home over night so the fucktard owners get a taste of it too
another one that works is exlax chocolate, I stick that down out the back of the workshop for the dogs, hopefully they loose control at home over night so the fucktard owners get a taste of it too
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