How do I tell a bird from work after aving a bit...

[Northstander]

I aint interested, I obviously rocked her world and now she is infatuated wiv me, calls, texts, even having the balls to speak to me at work

It was a one night stand, get over it!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tell her to f*** off or you'll kill her.

 

[Scoffers]

tell her your gay

 

[Dave the OAP]

keep scratching your balls and mentioning STD's.

 

[sully]

You have to be cruel to be kind. Just tell her.









Unless she's your boss.

 

[Northstander]

Im her boss

 

[Dave the OAP]

Im her boss

then dont tell HR FFS.

I am tempted to mention Bunny Boilers here, but I wont

 

[Everest]

Have a day off saying you've got to see the doc to change your HIV medication.

 

[tinx]

Kick her in the C unt

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Whatever you do, you're now morally obliged to keep NSC updated on the progress of this little drama.

My advice is to have her one more time, and then break it off harshly.

 

[JJ McClure]

You're gonna have to see her again, when you do try and f*** her up the arse, if she says no, you've now got an excuse to dump her.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sack her.

 

[dwayne]

Sack her.

he's already done that

*boom boom*

 

[Easy 10]

Find out if she's got a sister (girls usually have, for some reason). Next time you're porking her, just call her by her sisters name. Twice.

Snorted.

 

[ManOnTheRun]

Blimey, It's all gone a bit NSP on here this afternoon ... what with this thread and Morris and his Eastender shagging thread ...

DIRTY BOYS

 

[Gritt23]

As her boss, surely she'll be making you a cuppa before long. Make sure that when she comes back, you are not at your desk, but this thread is on your screen.

Women can't help but read it, being nosey is in the genes.



Cowards way out every time,

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Blimey, It's all gone a bit NSP on here this afternoon ... what with this thread and Morris and his Eastender shagging thread ...

DIRTY BOYS

I noticed that when i started typing a really nsp style post on here!

 

[bailey]

tell her that you really like her but that you don't feel it's appropriate because you're her boss and other people in the office will hate her and that you don't want to put her in that position

 

[tedebear]

jsut email her the link to this thread? Sorted !

 

[Easy 10]

even having the balls to speak to me at work

I take it you ARE speaking metaphorically here...?