How do I tell a bird from work after aving a bit...

[Rusthall Seagull]

You're gonna have to see her again, when you do try and f*** her up the arse, if she says no, you've now got an excuse to dump her.

but say she agrees?

 

[Easy 10]

Then EVERYONES a winner

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

then she has got to be worth more than a one night stand?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

She might be after a raise?

 

[Race]

ask her to marry you,and say you want kids

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

ask her to marry you,and say you want kids

To be fair, theres a good chance that as a woman, shed say yes

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Invite her out for a weekend of trainspotting around the shunting yards of north yorkshire.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I presume she's extremeley fat.

Well, just tell her so. Honesty is the best policy. Just say to her face, "You're a f***ing horrible stinking munting fat faced f***ing morbidbly obese pie scoffing minger", preferably accompanied by some line about you only shagged her cos you were drunk/depressed/curious/on the rebound. Above all, just mention she's FAT. Very. Very. Fat.

Trust me, it always works.

 

[Redhead]

Tell her your a post op trannie

 

[Yorkie]

She'll probably hand in her notice anyway and sue you for sexual harrassement.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Without trying to ruin your chances with other women at your office, you should say that you are not emotionally ready and you will not take a chance at getting hurt again. You need to spend sometime with yourself......

Thats gotta work, right?

 

[33057 Seagull]

Invite her out for a weekend of trainspotting around the shunting yards of north yorkshire.

But there are no shunting yards left in North Yorkshire... oh shit

 

[Caveman]

Is she a Bobfoc (Body of Baywatch Face Of Crimewatch)?

If so just gently lay a pillow over her head and think of England.

If shes a minger

 

[Bakesy]

ADIE, WE WANT PICTURES.........

 

[Caveman]

 

[Bakesy]

OI.............I'M FU~#ING EATING............

 

[John Boy]

STOP SHOUTING BAKESY!!!

 

[Caveman]

Well a can of Guinness could be classed as eating I guess?

 

[Caveman]

P.S. One of my mates said...

"You can't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"

Hope this helps.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

ADIE, WE WANT PICTURES.........